Regarding the two-part series Travis J. Armstrong presented this past Friday and Sunday:
Shorter Travis Armstrong
A few disgruntled employees, 200-plus happy workers, no bias here, unpublished survey validates me, banish opinion, lazy union thugs, coercion and intimidation.
And, from Thursday and Sunday:
Shorter “Dr.” Laura
Planned Parenthood, League of Women Voters, Santa Barbara CAN, and Pro-Choice Coalition are bizarre, shortsighted, and cruel. My yacht. Snowy plover bad. My tiny poodle with pink ribbons and nails. Slutty students, Fox news, slack parents, Hell in a Handbasket.
Shorter Buddy Winston