Quiz: School Daze

1) What state pays teachers the highest average annual salary ($53,300)?

• Alaska

• New Jersey

• Oregon

2) According to, 27 percent of U.S. male college students believe what?

• No sober woman would ever sleep with them.

• Their first job will pay a salary of $50,000 or more.

• Life is a meaningless existential hell.

3) In California, which of the following is banned within 1,500 feet of a school, tavern, or place of worship?

• Fortune telling

• Animal mating

• Cross-dressing

answers: 1. New Jersey; 2. Life is a meaningless existential hell; 3. Animal mating.

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