Quiz: The Mother of All Quizzes

1) In what country is Mother’s Day observed by children tying up their mother, releasing her only when she has paid them with sweets or other goodies?

• Israel

• Finland

• Yugoslavia

2) In Mommie Dearest, Joan Crawford’s daughter Christina cites an incident when Joan was looking in her closet, and launched into a tirade, screaming what?

• Tina, bring me the axe!

• Do you call that clean, do you?

• No wire hangers, ever!

3) Interplanetary funkateers Parliament’s song, “Give Up the Funk (Tear the Roof Off the Sucker)” featured the line, “We’re gonna turn this mutha out,” which was sampled by which ‘80s rapper’s hit, “Turn This Mutha Out”?

MC Hammer

• Vanilla Ice

• Rob Base

answers: 1. Yugoslavia; 2. No wire hangers, ever!; 3. MC Hammer.

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