Well, Excuuuuuse Him!
Steve Martin Bores Audience with High-Brow Talk
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
I met Steve Martin when I was a kid. We were at a party, and I shadowed the poor guy all afternoon, waiting for him to crack me up, to slip into character. He never did.
Where was the Wild and Crazy Guy? Where was The Jerk? Where was King Tut?
Years later, he granted me an interview about his play Picasso at the Lapin Agile. In a dumb attempt to catch him off guard, to give my readers the Steve Martin I was sure they really wanted, I asked him if he preferred boxers or briefs. I don’t recall his good-sport answer—only that he uttered it earnestly, artlessly. It seems I’d finally located The Jerk; it was me.
Starshine Roshell
It’s easy to forget that entertainers aren’t always entertaining, and that they’re deeper—and sometimes duller—than their onstage personas.
Though Martin once wore a gag arrow through his head, in real life he’s far more the reticent sophisticate of It’s Complicated than the inane pratfaller of The Pink Panther. But he’s more than those, too: He’s also a successful playwright, Grammy-winning banjo player, and avid art collector who just published a novel, An Object of Beauty, set amid New York’s high-brow art scene.
Audience assumptions about Martin’s character—and, presumably, his “characters”—made for an uncomfortable and much-blogged-about evening recently, when the comedian-cum-aesthete agreed to be interviewed by an art scholar at New York’s respected 92nd Street Y. Devoid of zany antics or wacky props, the off-the-cuff interview touched on Rembrandt, the origin of the term “Renaissance man,” and even, um, tax law before an organizer actually walked onstage and asked them to instead discuss Martin’s wild-and-crazy career. Afterward, the venue called the whole event “disappointing” and offered refunds to the 900 audience members who bought $50 tickets.
Martin has since conceded that the talk was dull, but he called the Y’s response “discourteous,” which is a nice way of saying, “Seriously? I show up, unpaid, to discuss my passion, and you declare it worthless?”
All of which brings up an interesting question about what we expect of our favorite artists: What do they “owe” us, and what do we owe them?
Notoriety sells tickets. It sells books. Heck, I’m hoping it’ll sell this column. But it also complicates the value of such things. If we pay just to sit in a room with a celebrity and hear him talk, should we be allowed to dictate what he talks about? On the other hand, if an artist trades on his name (and I wouldn’t read a novel about art if Steve Martin didn’t write it, would you?), then should he deliver what that name implies?
I asked someone who wrestles with these questions for a living. As executive director of UCSB’s Arts & Lectures, Celesta Billeci hears from ticket-buyers when a performer doesn’t meet their expectations. She understands completely.
“There’s an assumption of a public persona, who they are on- and offstage, and I’ll be honest: I’m disappointed when someone is not as wonderful in person as I thought they would be,” she said. But that’s the thrilling nature of art—and of live performances. “There are no promises.”
Sometimes they flop. Sometimes they fly.
By all accounts, Steve Martin’s recent banjo show at the Granada Theatre was just what you’d want it to be: a blend of outstanding musicianship and audience-tickling jokes making fun of Martin’s high-brow life.
“I try to write songs based on personal experience,” he quipped to the crowd. “This one is called ‘I Think My Masseuse Is Too Chatty.’”
And guess what? He encored with “King Tut.”
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Starshine Roshell is the author of Wife on the Edge.
Comments
I also met Steve Martin when I was a kid.
It was at the Fiesta 5 Theater. I've long forgotten what the movie was. He was coming out of the bathroom and I was headed in. Our eyes locked for a microsecond and he passed by without a word or a smile. To this day, I remember the moment and wonder why he didn't stop and tell me a joke :)
EastBeach (anonymous profile)
December 15, 2010 at 12:28 a.m. (Suggest removal)
I was working at Ott's Old Town Mall in the parking kiosk with a high school buddy. I had just relieved him but he wasn't about to leave because Steve Martin and then-girlfriend Bernadette Peters were in Creative Stereo. (For what it's worth, the year was 1980)
My friend was quite excited because he just happened to have a tape recorder and was planning to get Steve on tape as he stopped to give us the ticket. Martin stopped the car and sheepishly handed the ticket to us, (I can't tell if Martin was trying to be funny or actually the introvert he seemed to be--although Starshine's account has pretty much answered that question.) At this moment, my friend shoves the microphone into his face and says "Steve!...say something to my girlfriend!" At this point I want to disappear and Steve in a good natured way with said something such as "I'm too embarrassed" and drives away. At that point my friend jumps up with joy at the thought of having just recorded Steve Martin. One slight problem: he had started the tape at the very beginning on the "leader tape" which runs for several seconds before the actual tape so no recording was made.
Steve: if you're reading this, now you know you weren't recorded. Ryan: hope you'll forgive me but I just had to share this.
billclausen (anonymous profile)
December 15, 2010 at 5:06 a.m. (Suggest removal)
The order to "be funny" is as unnerving, I suppose, as a sudden request to "be smart." They're both spontaneous qualities, and situational at their best (you had to be there).
I've seen Steve Martin around L.A.--at restaurants and walking about--and he seems most grateful to be acknowledged quietly and left alone, as is his right. Although when he wasn't funny at the next table in the sushi restaurant, they still wouldn't give me my money back.
chollycee (anonymous profile)
December 15, 2010 at 10 a.m. (Suggest removal)
I love Steve Martin. The funny one. If you would, Ms. Starshine, would you impose upon his friendship and kindly ask that he never again remake another unwatchable and horrendously unfunny Pink Panther movie and cease his further impugning the good memory of Peter Sellers whose work in the role remains---thank Thespis---the hallmark of what it is to be truly funny without the mind-numbingly telegraphed and predictable pratfalls that mar and stain what memory may be left.
Oh, and ditto Roxanne. Rostand rolled over so many times over that disaster his grave looks as if he were buried yesterday. :-)
Draxor (anonymous profile)
December 17, 2010 at 9:53 p.m. (Suggest removal)
Several years back, I went to visit a friend working at Piatti, in Montecito. As I walked toward the bar, I saw Steve Martin standing in the main dining room, about 3 yards away from me.
Not being much of the starstruck type, I was nonetheless excited to see someone whom I held some admiration towards through the years. However, while I did have the urge to simply walk over and tell him that I appreciated his work, I decided that he probably wouldn't appreciate it. Instead, I continued onto the bar, but have obviously not forgotten the moment any less that had I spoke to the man.
IMO, if you're at an event where the headliner is supposed to be funny, *then* you've got a reasonable expectation to be satisfied. If you expected an art lecture to be funny, then you're an idiot.
Then again, doesn't John Cleese often bring humour into his business appearances? Just the other side of the coin. . . .
equus_posteriori (anonymous profile)
December 20, 2010 at 8:43 a.m. (Suggest removal)
So they're Entertainment stars, so what! That's what made it so dull for most people who encounter these people on the street, they are funny, entertaining or amazing but only when they're in character though many are depressed, they sing, dance or tell jokes to off-set that they're only lonely.
Remember, many stars are drug abusers, suicidal or drunks, they get paid to entertain us but in their everyday life, they are sad people or just ordinary. I had the opportunnity to meet Kenny Loggins at my favorite coffee shop, I was looking for a seat to sit and enjoy my Latte but only one table had one person, I knew who he was but acted as if I didn't. I asked Mr. Loggins, if I could sit as his table and he motioned me to sit as I did. We only spoke the hello's as he was working while relaxing and NO word was spoken by either of us for that 20 or so minutes. After a bit a Limo drove-up and the driver awaitted for Mr. Loggins to finish his beverage and walk to the Limo. I told him to have a good day and again thanked him for the seat at his table. He asked me if I knew who he was and I told him,. "Your Kenny Loggins". He asked me why I didn't bother him for an audigraph or a picture? I told him I just needed to sit and enjoy my coffee, besides, "you were busy and I didn't want to bother you". He thanked me for treating him as normal and not just another celebrity to be mobbed by the masses, as we spoke, others took notice and started to gather. He quickly hurried to the waiting Limo and left.
I always treated fame and those who have it as normal everyday folk, never bothering them to entertain me or demanding a special favor from them, just treat them in a respecting manner and in passing, take note of the encounter for myself.
Mr. Martin, is no different, engage these performers in general and the encounter will benefit both of you, mob them and everyone gets disappointed. Remember, they were just another person with a dream of fame before they were noticed. Many are still just normal people, just wealthy and alone.
Charles.
dou4now (anonymous profile)
December 24, 2010 at 2:05 a.m. (Suggest removal)