Bees please don’t go away.
We’ll find you a place to stay
Where you will cause less dismay,
Farther from where children play.
You’ll be safe there. I promise. OK?
I know that you may be
Feeling a bit uneasy
Due to the radiation from my EVO 4G,
Or the chemicals that some neighbor
Had sprayed by some cheap labor
For all those in airshot to savor,
But you must buzz on!
I fear for the world when you’re gone.
Our brains can’t beat your bee brawn!
Yet before you go, I’ll need some rent.
That honey you made looks heaven sent.
You may be a queen, but I’m just a peasant,
Who finds sweet honey to taste quite pleasant.