Fabio and Whole Foods. Together.

I Can Believe It’s Not Butter

Fabio, slinging shakes at Whole Foods? Apparently so. Yep, the man who has graced the covers of enough romance novels to stretch from here to Jupiter and back (okay, I made that up) has reinvented himself and launched a line of protein powders. Possible side effects include a hankering for cheesy smut and extreme hair growth. Schedule your grocery shopping for this Saturday, January 21, at Whole Foods Market (3761 State St.) between 11 a.m. and 1 p.m. to meet the one and only. Call 837-6959 for details.

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