A woman drove drunk down the pass,
And became a much, much sadder lass,
When she crashed her car, DUI,
And affected the lives of passers-by…
For causing the end of one life,
And bringing several others much strife,
She only got one year in jail,
Which seems like quite a justice fail,
To all except one lonely voice,
Who drives drunk regularly, by choice,
Believing that practice really does make perfect
And all the drunken good times are worth it.
Inspired by comments found here.