Riffing on comments that Big Pharma corrupts more than guns (which are a key to our culture’s core).
All symptoms indicate you might
Benefit from using a firearm.
When dangers cause fright,
My prescription is to arm.
Use only as needed,
Beware of addiction,
Laws must be heeded,
Review the restrictions.
Warning: some patients have proven
that psychotropic and psychedelic drugs
don’t mix well with a firearm regimen —
the combo can create suicidal thugs.
Harmless side effects may include:
Desire to break up neighbor’s feuds,
And belief in police incompetence.
Use at your own risk,
Reload as needed,
Enjoy each chance for a frisk,
Live life unimpeded.