Best one-size-fits-all excuse?
|The devil made me do it.||7%||5 votes|
|Hey, I was born this way.||17%||12 votes|
|I don't know, but I really have to go to the bathroom right now.||10%||7 votes|
|It wadn't me.||7%||5 votes|
|My homework ate the dog.||2%||2 votes|
|Oh, you're imagining things.||7%||5 votes|
|That's just not possible. I was nowhere near that … (scene of the crime, donut box, collateralized debt obligation … )||2%||2 votes|
|What? I can't hear you.||44%||30 votes|
|68 total votes|
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