Posted on May 14 at 5:40 p.m.

Sounds like someone is begging to go to prison.

On Reports of Man With Rifle on East De La Guerra Street

Posted on May 14 at 5:39 p.m.

Just so everyone knows, I am kidding, and I would never use an I-Pad to smack anyones behind, there is no fun in that, I would use my hand.

On Defiant Passenger Delays Flight

Posted on May 14 at 5:37 p.m.

I just wanted to apologize to the attendant and the people on the plane who were delayed. Now who is giving me a ride back to AZ?

On Defiant Passenger Delays Flight

Posted on May 14 at 5:31 p.m.

With a $1million dollar bail, I think there is more going on than we know about this guy.

On Police Nab Suspected School Burglar

Posted on May 13 at 7:48 p.m.

Bring back the pot shops if you really want to see a boom.

On Santa Barbara's Billion-Dollar Tourism Industry

Posted on May 13 at 6:56 p.m.

Who wants to bet that she won't do any time, and will get off very easy? Come on I got some greenbacks on this one.

On UCSB Student Heads to Trial for False Rape Report

Posted on May 13 at 6:55 p.m.

This guy is fine, no need to find out who did it.

On Man Survives Multiple Stab Wounds

Posted on May 13 at 6:54 p.m.

Dipping? I think they were doing the whole thing.

On Detectives Raid Mason Street Drug House

Posted on May 13 at 6:53 p.m.

I think Riverside has dibs on this guy.

On Police Nab Suspected School Burglar

Posted on May 13 at 6:52 p.m.

What is wrong with a twacked out felon driving around with a almost fully loaded assualt rifle and stolen items? I thought this was America.

On Convicted Felon Arrested with AK-47