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Posted on June 3 at 6:16 p.m.
Anyone can be a saint in this silly religion. All you need are some good undiluted doses of delusion and some thick tablespoons of "miraculous" fiction and voila----you can be a saint.
It don't mean one gottdamn thing. Not one.
On Tribal Leaders Oppose Serra Sainthood
Posted on May 29 at 11:24 a.m.
Where the big hand is always on the little hand.
On Neverland Ranch Going on the Market for $100 Million
Posted on May 15 at 8:39 a.m.
Surprise. The usual irrelevant old farts (Clausen, Loon, Volek) weighing in on things they have no clue about in yet another successful effort in demonstrating their collective dumbth. Continue on, thou cyberwankers.
On Isla Vista 'Party House' Owners Put on Notice
Posted on May 4 at 2:55 p.m.
Now go away, Mitchum. Your storied political resume now qualifies to manage a Dairy Queen . . . in Victorville.
On Judge Tosses Mitchum Defamation Suit Against Capps
Posted on April 28 at 5:42 p.m.
Tried The Pasta Shoppe. Unimpressed. Apparently many others were, too. No wonder the owner is upset. Save your money and eat at Olio E Limone across the street. Why settle for fru-fru faux when you can have real Italian?
On A Public Market Divided
Posted on April 15 at 5:46 p.m.
Try our new Lindley "Crankernet Smokvignon".
On Winemaker Arrested for Meth Possession
Posted on April 8 at 1:56 p.m.
Put this sick bastard on Old Sparky for 20 years.
On S.B.'s First 'Sexually Violent Predator' Arrested for Murder
Posted on March 24 at 11:05 a.m.
Someone forgot to add the ZERO after the five in the lenient sentence for this scumbag.
On High School Coach Pleads No Contest to Sex with Minor
Posted on March 24 at 11:03 a.m.
May this thieving loser enjoy every moment of his far too short sentence.
On Tattoo Shop Owner Sentenced to Five Years for Theft
Posted on March 24 at 11 a.m.
On every roadTurn, turn, turnThere is a joggerTurn, turn, turnOr you'll run overA former Ed Sullivan astronaut . . .
On David Crosby Hits Jogger in Santa Ynez