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Posted on March 28 at 7:25 p.m.
Cheney's heart does not have a heartbeat. It's not weak, nor arrhythmic, it does not happen. So he sports a battery-powered pacemaker to initiate the beat. If ever there was an example of poetic justice, this must be it.
I would advise not appealing to his conscience. Modern science has not yet perfected an electronic one.
On Cheney in Santa Barbara
Posted on February 18 at 6:09 a.m.
This is a puff-piece supporting the new boutique "wineries" squeezing their way into the valley. Current tax laws give breaks to those wanting to shelter income by purchasing Ag land and growing grapes. We are not speaking of the handful of older, established vineyards that were established generations ago, but newer proprietors wanting to protect income.
A "vineyard" is a farm growing grapes. An Ag operation which may be appropriate in rural locations, but with distinct impacts on its surroundings. Water use, fertilizer runoff, etc.
A "winery" is an industrial plant, processing grapes into wine. Such an operation requires access to wider roads, utilities, and factory buildings not usually suitable in Ag areas or home areas.
A "tasting room" is a retail marketing outlet, appropriate in urban areas with adequate parking, signage, etc, located away from residential neighborhoods. Los Olivos now has at least a couple dozen of these, and this little town is becoming swamped with wine tours, bus tours, and swarms of tourists toting wine glasses, invading locals' front yards every weekend on their wine-crawls. Progress . . .
Now, the newly-arrived "vintners" want to combine these distinct operations to offer wine tasting -- as well as wine by the glass (new ordinance) throughout the SY Valley and beyond. The wine crawl will be done in cars, driven by the "tasters", along narrow, winding farm roads. We have already witnessed autos attempting U turns, driving off roads into ditches, or just stopped while their drivers space out in confusion. No local in their right mind wanders into LO on weekends, and this is just the beginning.
To say that there is no local opposition to the increase in these "wineries" and their pressure to hold more and more "events" in rural areas is simply absurd. Last Monday's hearing at St. Mark's church was standing room only, and was an overwhelming expression of the true concern that long time residents of the valley have re. this major revision of the valley's future. The winery interests try to frame the discussion as if the residents had just arrived in the valley, while the absolute opposite is the case.
On S.B. Wineries Are Not a Problem
Posted on January 22 at 11:10 a.m.
The article makes it sound like the wineries have been here for decades and that newly-arrived home owners are being fussy about wine bar expansion plans.
Actually, it's quite the opposite; it is the small farmers and home owners who have been here for years, with newly-arrived, wealthy stock speculators wanting to spread out their wine-making tax shelters into retail outlets.
No one is complaining that they grow grapes, (though perhaps they should reconsider, since water usage is quite an issue in these drought-laden times -- and grapes take a lot of water.) The point of contention is that these places now wish to establish retail sales and wine bars at every winery.
The article mentions the "bar-hoping wine crawl" which now occurs every weekend in Los Olivos. The wineries want customers to get into their cars and spread this "crawl" across the entire valley and on narrow, winding roads. Does it take a doctorate in urban planning to predict what happens next?
On A Tale of Two Valleys
Posted on December 25 at 6:41 p.m.
"Yankee Carpetbaggers" !!
You think the SY Valley is in Alabama? Her daddy founded an insurance company, back east - a true Yankee. This is a boutique ranch. Hall's time is spent between her "spreads" here, the island Hawaii, visiting friends in England, and tooling across the country visiting horse shows. The real ranchos in California are almost all gone; the O'Neil Ranch was broken up and part of it became Camp Pendleton. They were huge, and raised cattle for their hides and tallow. The local indians (not "Chumash" BTW) were worked to death by the Spanish padres; the rest dies due to european diseases.
On <em>Santa Ynez Valley Journal</em> Prints Last Paper
Posted on August 29 at 1:31 p.m.
" . . . entered the Chumash Casino property,"
Home sweet home, and a real magnet for drunks, deviants, drug dealers, and petty criminals. Such a treasure for the Santa Ynez Valley!
On Long, Wild Car Chase Ends at Chumash Casino
Posted on May 25 at 7:01 p.m.
"Eco-groovy..." Finger down the throat time.
"What's next?" -- solar-powered slot machines!"
On The Sustainable Chumash
Posted on March 18 at 5:42 p.m.
Ahh . . . Santa Barbara! Where one cannot find real sausages, but must make do with chi-chi turkey, celery, and tofu "wursts"!
May Mr. God have mercy on us all! Head on north, out of the city limits to find the Dutch Garden, where fragments of real German cooking still exist.
On How The Wurst Was Won
Posted on March 6 at 6:56 p.m.
Remember China Castle? They got busted for having 2-3 illegal Chinese in the kitchen. The place was closed; the owners got *a year each in prison*. Because they sheltered illegal immigrants. This, while ever other restaurant was filled with illegal chicanos/chicanas working in their kitchens.
So, there is more going on here than illegality.
On UCSB Student Faces Deportation
Posted on July 8 at 4:50 p.m.
Wanna subsidize the farmers ... ?Make corn and wheat illegal!
On After 40 years, is the war on drugs still worth waging?
Posted on June 1 at 4:55 p.m.
How'd they come up with nine feet, seven inches? Would an eight-foot fence deter fewer jumpers? . . . a six-footer? Maybe twenty feet high would be safer . . . after all, you could climb nine feet pretty fast if determined.
To be absolutely safe, it'd be better to destroy the bridge entirely, and let us drive down via Stagecoach Road, past Cold Springs Tavern, just like we used to.
Then there's the cars & trucks on 154. They go off the road, crash into each other. People are killed. Maybe we should go back to mules & horses, re-start the stagecoach line! Take life a little easier . . . relax your mind . . . maybe you wouldn't feel like jumping off a bridge then.
On Suicide Barrier Gets Green Light