Riffing on comments that our town reacts roughly on mischievous kids just trying to act tough.
No shenanigans allowed.
We’ve got tough laws in place.
This area is quite proud
Of its beauty and grace.
If you tarnish our look,
Or tear up cherished roots,
We’ll throw our biggest book
And make you shine our boots.
Don’t prick us like a thorn
Or dangle bait from hooks,
Or fierce barbs will adorn,
Transform your (once) good looks.