Shark Tales

Wed Sep 09, 2015 | 12:00am

A silly tourist saw me swimming at the sandspit and asked if I wasn’t afraid of sharks. Hmmm. U.S. shark deaths this year = 0. U.S. auto-related deaths this year = 29,000. U.S. gun-related deaths this year = 27,000. U.S. deaths by cop = 900. I’m sooo worried about Jaws.

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