I suspect I’m not the only person who has noticed (or fallen victim to!) a guy who often lurks outside the northern Paseo Nuevo entrance on State Street. He lounges in a nearby chair and watches folks strolling around. Just as they pass by his electric bike propped against the wall, he triggers a speaker to play a loud and convincing fart sound!
While initially shocked, I’m now planning to chat with him the next time I see him and try to figure out his motivations. In the meantime, I had an AI create this amazing song: Fart Man Anthem. God help us all.
