1. I covered up having my 13th child by giving Ashley St. Clair a Manhattan apartment and a private security detail.
2. I invited Trump to my cabinet meeting and let him show his wonderful Trump Gaza promo.
3. I fired the last of the employees at the 11 federal agencies that were investigating my companies.
4. I had Trump close all federal funding for non-Tesla electric recharging stations.
5. Had Mark Zuckerberg finally acknowledge that he wanted to be me when he grew up.
cc: God
