1.  I covered up having my 13th child by giving Ashley St. Clair a Manhattan apartment and a private security detail.

2.  I invited Trump to my cabinet meeting and let him show his wonderful Trump Gaza promo.

3.  I fired the last of the employees at the 11 federal agencies that were investigating my companies.

4.  I had Trump close all federal funding for non-Tesla electric recharging stations.

5.  Had Mark Zuckerberg finally acknowledge that he wanted to be me when he grew up.

cc: God

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