Center Stage Theater presents Bulletproof Unicorn

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Date & Time

Thu, Apr 06 7:30 PM - 9:00 PM

Fri, Apr 07 7:30 PM - 9:00 PM

Sat, Apr 08 7:30 PM - 9:00 PM

Address (map)

​​​​​​​751 Paseo Nuevo

Venue (website)

Center Stage Theater

Center Stage Theater Presents
Los Angeles-Based Comedian and Storyteller Stacie Burrows, In

Written by Stacie Burrows
Story Developed by Greg Walloch
Directed by Elina de Santos

April 6 – 8, 2023
Center Stage Theater Santa Barbara

Fresh off the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and shows in Los Angeles and Santa Barbara, Stacie Burrows brings her new solo dark comedy BULLETPROOF UNICORN to Center Stage Theater in Santa Barbara (751 Paseo Nuevo) Thursday, April 6 – Saturday, April 8 at 7:30 PM. Written and performed by Ms. Burrows, BULLETPROOF UNICORN has a creative team that includes Peabody Award-winning Greg Walloch (Homecoming King) as Story Developer, director Elina de Santos (In the Valley of the Shadow), and scenic and lighting designer Vickie Scott (Edward Snowden is Single at the New Ohio). The show is produced by Teri Ball (Center Stage Theater Executive Director). Sophie Lynd is the Production Stage Manager.

Armed with nothing but glitter and good intentions, Stacie Burrows went to Texas to fix everything that was wrong with her dysfunctional family, inadvertently placing her kids in the line of fire. Lovers of dark humor will appreciate the punchy way she describes how her misguided intent to help her estranged, alcoholic brother went way off the rails. Stacie gets caught in a web of helpfulness in this harrowing yet hilarious, true tale of her brush with death as she battles religious zealots, drunks with guns, and far too many dead dogs.

Stacie Burrows is a Los Angeles-based writer and performer. A veteran of stand-up and musical comedy, Stacie has performed at The Boston Comedy Festival, The Calgary Comedy Festival, Caroline’s on Broadway, Gotham Comedy Club NYC, Collective Unconscious NYC, Zanies Nashville, The Comedy Store Hollywood, and Flappers in Burbank. Stacie made her Edinburgh Fringe debut in August 2022. She spent 10 years as half of the musical comedy duo Mommy Tonk. She also performed in the nationally touring storytelling show Expressing Motherhood.

Tickets to BULLETPROOF UNICORN are available at or by calling 805-963-0408

Learn more about BULLETPROOF UNICORN by visiting

Performance Dates and Times:
Thursday, April 6 at 7:30 PM
Friday, April 7 at 7:30 PM
Saturday, April 8 at 7:30 PM

Ticket Prices:
General Admission: $30
Patron Ticket: $50 (Includes one drink ticket)


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