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Posted on March 22 at 2:03 a.m.

"finally, BC is now pro-union, tilting left, brother!" -DrDan-

Diver Dan, your optimism is not warranted. The fact is, "billclausen" is a right winger if there ever was one. When other boys had Farrah Fawcett as their pin up girl, he had a pin up picture of Eagle Forum founder Phyllis Schlafly in his room. He truly is part of the " vast right wing conspiracy".

On Brown's Formula a Win for Schools

Posted on March 19 at 1:34 a.m.

We can pass judgement and debate whether or not this man shot himself, but by making such statements without evidence to back up our claims, we shoot the foot.

On 18-Year-Old Gangmember Shot Over Weekend

Posted on March 11 at 12:38 a.m.

You have finally attained full Troll status, "Ken_Volok"; baiting, arguing, and bashing another commenter based on your own wild speculation.

binky (anonymous profile)
March 10, 2013 at 6:18 p.m.

"Baiting" as in fish-bait? Mr. Binky, I must take issue with your calumnious writings about Mr. Ken_Volok. Why do you make such foolish nonsense? Mr. Volok has been a screenwriter/investigative journalist for the past 50 years. His firs documentary film "Mr. Pibb goes to Washington" won him the Spingarn medal in 1963, followed by his Oscar-winning documentary "Ten ways to succeed in business while failing in life".

Volok, known to his friends and lovers as "The Iron seagull" was arrested and held in a Finnish prison where he met the great Finnish composer Jean Sibelius. After his release, he returned to the U.S. where he is currently living in an underground bunker somewhere near Las Vegas, NV.

On <em>Condor Express</em> Catches Fire

Posted on March 9 at 4:52 a.m.

Answer to Mr. Volok's question is Sally Carr from the early 1970's Scottish band Middle Of The Road.

It was posited back on Barney's column in 2010 that Mr. Brantingham might actually be Swedish, and moreover, closely related to the members of ABBA. Please read the October, 22, 9:46 p.m. log entry that deals with this very serious subject matter. Mr. B, if in fact you are a native of Sweden, you have nothing to be ashamed of, nothing. Don't live in the closet any longer if you are, but come out of the closet, and when you do, kick the door off the hinges because there must be a LOT of dust in that closet. Now for the link to the post:

On ABBA at the Chumash Casino

Posted on March 3 at 4:33 p.m.

I'm glad that you two make sense because I don't.

Ken_Volok (anonymous profile)
March 3, 2013 at 12:19 p.m.

Two wrongs don't make a right, and you are correct. My time at rattlesnake canyon with BC, KV, and Italiansurg (il bambino senza testa) was great, and the atmosphere was simply divine.

On Case of Disappearing Anchorwoman 'Solved'

Posted on March 2 at 10:49 p.m.

Hank woulda'

italiansurg (anonymous profile)
March 2, 2013 at 5:08 p.m.

Yes, he "woulda" but Mr. Hankie is doing jail time as a result of being depressed over his being banned from The Independent blog. The crime that landed him in prison was that he robbed a toy store in Goleta last month. In the highly publicized trial, it was revealed that Mr. Sarria didn't actually want any cash, but demanded (and received) a slinkie, a barbie doll, and three G.I. Joe's.

On Case of Disappearing Anchorwoman 'Solved'

Posted on March 2 at 10:45 p.m.

I have theory...and it is only a theory that even I am very unsure of. I think you (Binky) are in love with Ms. Stinchfield on a level that perhaps you are not even aware of. It's like when you aren't even aware that your attracted to someone but U R.

If this is the case, please read this. If you ask her out, don't say something silly like "what's your sign" as in sign of the zodiac. If you do this, you may get unfriendly answer like "the sign I was born was 'maternity ward' " and come to sadness. Women hate that line. Obviously, tell her you love animals, even if you don't. (Guys often feign interest in things they couldn't care less about) Tell her, and I mean this, tell her you "love sushi and are REALLY into Meryl Streep". Once you are out on the date, (assuming your not rejected) discuss politics but keep it light. (Reminiscing about Dan Quayle is good for a chuckle) Finally, always make sure you have enough gas in your tank, running out of gas when your driving home can really be annoying, and cost useless time.

Good luck!

On A Heart-to-Heart Talk

Posted on February 22 at 8:14 p.m.

Further government harrassment found here:

On A Lesson from Hurricane Sandy

Posted on February 22 at 7:48 p.m.

I too have been harrassed by the U.S. government. I got a call from Obama PERSONALLY last night telling me to support his new budget plan.

My days of harrassment from the government go back to the days of the late Teddy Roosevelt, after I did a stint with his Rough Riders during the Spanish-American war. He had me arrested three times on espionage charges where I was denied contact with my family, kept in a cell with no electricity, and was verbally insulted every four hours. (Which I actually must confess, I enjoyed)

In 1967, I was detained at Alcatraz prison for "conduct unbecoming of an up-and-rising Rock star" for a period of three months, again a victim of a false charge brought against me by future Vice-president Spiro Agnew. (Who was later assassinated by being shot severely in the foot) During this time, I saw moonstruck men walking in front of my cell taunting me, while stinking mountains of fishheads were piled up the exercise yard. It was during this time that I started to work on my autobiography "Neurosis in the psychotic realm" which became a bestseller. It was also during this time that I filed successful paternity suits against Jack Nicholson, and future governor Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown, both of which were settled out-of-court.

This period of imprisonment wasn't all bad though, as I was allowed to choose my diet and during this time I developed an affinity for Kraft dinners, and to this day I will never turn down Kraft dinner.

Others who were imprisoned during this time for "offences against the U.S. government" were, Tom Hayden, Sir Elderidge Cleaver, and four-time Indy 500 winner Al Unser Sr. ( His older brother Bobby soon joined us! (

So here is proof of government harrassment of celebrities.

When I take over the government, I will also take over the railway system and found the new capitol in Arlen, Texas, where all people will be provided with free tickets for bullet trains for the fastest transportation possible in order to see me. My Vice-President will be Rusty Shackelford and all who visit me will be treated to fillet mignon steak with Kraft dinner regardless of race, color, or poltical affiliation, with a side-order of "moonbeam" chips.

On A Lesson from Hurricane Sandy

Posted on February 22 at 4:35 a.m.

Who will rule when the ocean water rises and this part of Montecito is underwater?

On Montecitans Pull Rank on Caltrans

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