Fabio, slinging shakes at Whole Foods? Apparently so. Yep, the man who has graced the covers of enough romance novels to stretch from here to Jupiter and back (okay, I made that up) has reinvented himself and launched a line of protein powders. Possible side effects include a hankering for cheesy smut and extreme hair growth. Schedule your grocery shopping for this Saturday, January 21, at Whole Foods Market (3761 State St.) between 11 a.m. and 1 p.m. to meet the one and only. Call 837-6959 for details.