In Print - Opinions

Bark Like a Dog, Skulk Like a Man

Green lawns banned by Santa Barbara City Council. Read story.

Thursday, December 8, 2016

Sleep with Fleas, Wake with Dogs

Poodle in dither over fake news, pseudo news, and 'News-Press' news. Read story.

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Yellow Dog Blues

The poodle converts to Islam, and this is why you should, too. Read story.

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Kicking a Dog While He’s Down

Election results one week later are not any prettier Read story.

Thursday, November 17, 2016

It’s Over! Hooray!

Either Vlad is smiling, or it's piñata time. Read story.

Thursday, November 10, 2016

‘Nightmare on De la Vina Street’

Two veterans face a new foe: a looming dense-housing project next door. Read story.

Thursday, November 3, 2016

Error of the Dog

Dancing with the devil over water in Montecito. Read story.

Thursday, October 27, 2016

No Good Dog Goes Unpunished

There are only 28 more shopping days before Election Day. Read story.

Thursday, October 20, 2016

Pig Dog Rolling in the Mud in the Barn

Trump and Fareed face an ensuing meltdown. Read story.

Thursday, October 13, 2016

A Dog Inflamed

You don’t miss your water till your dam runs dry … Read story.

Thursday, September 29, 2016

Every Dog Has Its Day

Why Justin Fareed and ‘The Indy’ ain’t on speaking terms. Read story.

Thursday, September 22, 2016

From Dog to Worse

Making sense of health-care stats. Read story.

Thursday, September 8, 2016

B-b-b-ad to the B-b-b-bone

Lompoc psychic scam artists confirm the “Theory of Lee.” Read story.

Thursday, September 1, 2016

Build, Baby, Build?

Santa Barbara's City Council says 'not now' to development impact fees. Read story.

Thursday, August 25, 2016

Man Bites Dog

Sanity strikes: Private well in Montecito struck down by Coastal Commission. Read story.

Thursday, August 18, 2016
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