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7 Dogs for 7 Sisters

Forget Floyd and Manny; the real Fight of the Century’s taking place right here, right now. Read story.

Thursday, May 7, 2015

Dog Walking on Two Legs

Bruce Jenner, Armenian genocide, and Santa Barbara’s two degrees of separation. Read story.

Thursday, April 30, 2015

When Good Dogs Do Bad Things

Coast Guard attack on Yacht Club, Ferguson, aebleskivers, and the County Jail. Read story.

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Early Birds and Mad Dogs

Poodle ties record setting drought with record antipsychotic sales. Read story.

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Car Chasing the Dog

Lies, damn lies, and Cars Are Basic Read story.

Thursday, April 9, 2015

Sleeping Dogs Tell No Lies

Poodle reincarnated without dying first thanks to district elections. Read story.

Thursday, April 2, 2015

Heir of the Dog

Dancing on the precipice of the drought, Montecito-style. Read story.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Every Dog for Himself

Something Fishy This Way Comes Read story.

Thursday, March 19, 2015

Ask Not for Whom the Dog Barks

County Doubles Spending to Ship Crazies South Read story.

Thursday, March 12, 2015

If This Dog’s a Rockin,’ Don’t Bother Knockin’

Reassessing earthquake and tsunamis hazards at Diablo and Diablo Canyon four years after Fukushima. Read story.

Thursday, March 5, 2015

Of Mega Dogs and Mega Droughts

How to read the Mona Lisa smile of water czar Joshua Haggmark. Read story.

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Lamentations of a Dog Denied

Water Wars III: Law & Order vs. Goleta Water District Read story.

Thursday, February 19, 2015

To Err Is Human, 2 4-Give K-9

Poodle conflates Brian Williams and Ronald Reagan while eating crow. Read story.

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Praying to a Porcelain Dog

Everything you wanted to know about district elections but were afraid to ask… Read story.

Thursday, February 5, 2015

Children of a Lesser Dog

Six hundred volunteer to count the homeless; three homeless people dead in Pershing Park. Read story.

Thursday, January 29, 2015
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