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No False Dogs Before Me

Poodle barks of big goofs at Cottage, one a mistake, the other on purpose. Read story.

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Free Your Bark, and Your Bite Will Follow

If you can follow my thoughts, you're driving too close. Read story.

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Throw Another Yule Dog on the Fire

The Supreme Court observes the Feast of St. Barbara by hearing the Vandenberg protest case. Read story.

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Diablo Canyon: Mad Dogs and Crazy Chickens

Poodle gives nuke regulators a glowing review. Read story.

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Glass Dogs Shouldn't Throw Bones

A Las Vegas operator takes on a school nurse in a showdown over Obamacare and gay rights. Read story.

Thursday, November 21, 2013

It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's a Dog…

Poodle riffs about the supervisors' vote on the Santa Maria Energy project. Read story.

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Hanging Out at the Poodle Dog Café

Poodle revisits State Water, doubling down on a bad bet. Read story.

Thursday, November 7, 2013

Night of the Living Dog

...and if you don't vote, you're stupid. Read story.

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Climbing a Dwindling Glacier

With Yosemite National Park a part of the federal shutdown news, Barney's tempted to hike back up to the melting Lyell Glacier. Read story.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

When Bad Dogs Do Good Things

When Henry the K comes to S.B., where does he wipe his bloody hands? Read story.

Thursday, October 10, 2013

The Cornered Canine

Dr. Seuss, you're needed in the emergency room. Read story.

Thursday, October 3, 2013

Ty Warner: Billionaire Tax Cheat

He saved $885K, but it cost him $53M. Read story.

Thursday, September 26, 2013

All Growl but No Bark

Poodle Ponders Fate of $500 Million Project Read story.

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Dogs of War II

Poodle observes the 12th anniversary of 9/11 by stating the obvious. Read story.

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Twenty Feet from Dogdom

Poodle Celebrates Labor Day by holding a one-dog pity party lamenting the decline of unions. Read story.

Thursday, September 5, 2013
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