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Night of the Living Dog

...and if you don't vote, you're stupid. Read story.

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Climbing a Dwindling Glacier

With Yosemite National Park a part of the federal shutdown news, Barney's tempted to hike back up to the melting Lyell Glacier. Read story.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

When Bad Dogs Do Good Things

When Henry the K comes to S.B., where does he wipe his bloody hands? Read story.

Thursday, October 10, 2013

The Cornered Canine

Dr. Seuss, you're needed in the emergency room. Read story.

Thursday, October 3, 2013

Ty Warner: Billionaire Tax Cheat

He saved $885K, but it cost him $53M. Read story.

Thursday, September 26, 2013

All Growl but No Bark

Poodle Ponders Fate of $500 Million Project Read story.

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Dogs of War II

Poodle observes the 12th anniversary of 9/11 by stating the obvious. Read story.

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Twenty Feet from Dogdom

Poodle Celebrates Labor Day by holding a one-dog pity party lamenting the decline of unions. Read story.

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Last Dog Standing

St. Barbara, demonic mermaids, and the tourism industry collide. Read story.

Thursday, August 29, 2013

That Dog Don't Hunt

Poodle ponders how lead-free bullets kill better, but traditional ammo makes you dumber. Read story.

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Sweet Tweet Balance Sheet

Barney wonders why Santa Barbara scored a lowly number 38 on the happy meter. Read story.

Thursday, August 15, 2013

No Bone, No Dog

Poodle barks Mike Brown and Andy Caldwell are screaming loud and saying nuttin'. Read story.

Thursday, August 8, 2013

My Favorite Fiesta Food

Look, it won’t kill you to relish in warm and fuzzy pleasures of all kinds during Fiesta. Read story.

Thursday, August 1, 2013

Of Tourists and Junkets

Visiting faraway places can be educational, or not. Read story.

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Stand By Your Dog

Poodle celebrates rainbows, reflects on the Zimmerman verdict, and fulminates over the Supremes on voting rights. Read story.

Thursday, July 18, 2013
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