In Print - Opinions
Dog in the Manger or Mangy Dog?
How the “News-Press” just screwed public schools. Read story.
Thursday, June 7, 2012
Howling at Yowling
Send another bad actor to Washington; why the Poodle is voting for Chris Mitchum. Read story.
Thursday, May 31, 2012
Tail Whacking the Dog
Good will threatens council acrimony; bag ban passed. Read story.
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Think Like a Dog
How poor people caused the recession and what we shouldn't do about it. Read story.
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Dogs of a Feather
Do Smart Meters drive dogs crazy? To find out how the Poodle has no idea, read more. Read story.
Thursday, May 10, 2012
Mad Dog Disease
What does Carpinteria have in common with Afghanistan? Not much, but the Poodle attempts to connect the dots anyway. Read story.
Thursday, May 3, 2012
Dog Is as Dog Does
Poodle exposes a plot to destroy America with reusable bags. Read story.
Thursday, April 26, 2012
No Hunt in That Dog
Why the Poodle doesn't have any initiative and you shouldn't either. Read story.
Thursday, April 19, 2012
From Doggerel to Verse
City Council confronts bike parking, God, and the Great Flu Outbreak of 2012 Read story.
Thursday, April 12, 2012
50 Shades of Dog
Gang injunctions, strip searches, forced broccoli consumption. Read story.
Thursday, April 5, 2012
Dog Is as Dog Does
Everyone knows traffic on Milpas Street is hairy-scary. But what's the best fix—yellow lights or red ones? Read story.
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Parity, Not Party
New national campaign for gender balance in politics comes to S.B. Read story.
Thursday, March 22, 2012
State of Play
Hard times for Maldo, Moonbeam, and marijuana fans alike. Read story.
Thursday, March 15, 2012
Where Dogs Fear to Tread
What do colon cancer and Rush Limbaugh have in common? Both involve assholes. Read story.
Thursday, March 8, 2012
Canines Gone Wild
Santa Barbara police problems pale in comparison to Santa Maria's Read story.
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