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Posted on February 7 at 8:45 a.m.
Blahblah really needs to change the shade of paint chips he's continuously snacking on. His overspray buddy, Locke, can offer some tasty alternatives, I'm sure.
On Grand Jury Supports Tennis Court Transfer
Posted on February 4 at 3:26 p.m.
On Dennis Miller Sells Montecito Home
Posted on February 4 at 3:19 p.m.
I love the smell of witch hunts in the morning.
On <em>News-Press</em> Provided Few Records in Murillo Internet Request
Posted on January 28 at 2:42 p.m.
I don't care one way of the other about Murillo or her "browser history", which can be erased and the cache cleared once you exit the browser, depending on how you set your preferences.
But really---consider the source: it's some moron from the SBNP. A travesty of even sub-par satire journalism. Ignore and forget. Rinse and repeat.
On <em>News-Press</em> Takes on Murillo
Posted on January 17 at 2:56 p.m.
A time of the signs.
On Santa Barbara Gets New Street Signs
Posted on January 14 at 3:20 p.m.
Congratulations, Mr. Bonsall. You have achieved the brain-foo level of "Master Dick".
On Hikers File Suit to Keep Matilija Falls Trail Open
Posted on January 12 at 8:38 p.m.
Greed will make downtown the Rodeo Drive of Santa Barbara. All the unique shops that once made it fun to go downtown are mostly gone. Can I supersize that rent for you? Bastards. The greedy lot of them.
On Bizerk Costume Store Closing
Posted on January 10 at 11:59 a.m.
What's the over/under for the first one suicide-bombed?
On The Habit Heads to the Middle East
Posted on January 10 at 11:56 a.m.
Oh, look----angry villagers with tortilla torches. Get over your thin-skin faux hurt feelings and try to focus on the REAL issues in the world, payasos.
On Protestors Blast <em>News-Press</em> Headline
Posted on January 7 at 4:13 p.m.
Busy busy little human specks getting all riled up over zilch. Surely someone in this thread has already defined the word "illegal" and the blowback has already been addressed as well.
A pathetic rag of a tissue thin newspaper and an donkey-ride organization of kneejerk jerkoffs. Truly ridiculous in the face of the real issues that pervade the jetstream of life on 21st Century Earth.
On Protest Planned over <em>News-Press</em> Headline