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Posted on September 19 at 1:30 a.m.
Are U A Dutch Uncle Jarvis, because if U R, all I can say is "If it ain't Dutch, it ain't much".
On The High Price of Renting in Paradise
Posted on September 18 at 10:45 p.m.
Nick, why do you hate America?
John_Adams (anonymous profile)September 18, 2014 at 7:18 a.m.
Because Nicholas Lee Welsh has no appreciation for good music. The group America was very talented, they had songs like "Horse with no name", "Ventura highway" and they wrote the song "Muskrat Love", which as a big hit for the Captain and Tennille, but NIck would rather listen to his Britney Spears LP.
On Blood-Bloated Ticks Nesting in a Dog’s Ear
Posted on September 18 at 10:43 p.m.
"Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye"
(From the Beatle's song, "I am the walrus)
Posted on September 18 at 10:41 p.m.
Perhaps the author of this letter wrote the lyrics to this song:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsQyru...
On What's in the Sand?
Posted on September 18 at 10:39 p.m.
These seems to be a Dutch Uncle shortage in Santa Barbara. Happy to oblige.
JarvisJarvis (anonymous profile)September 18, 2014 at 9:39 p.m. (
That sound like a racist thing. What if you said "Jewish Uncle" or "Mexican Uncle"? Somehow that would be racist, so why are you allowed to say "Dutch Uncle"?"
Posted on September 18 at 6:57 p.m.
Photo caption: Wellman!...good to see ya!...give me a hug!
On Pini Sues Carpinteria
Posted on September 18 at 6:54 p.m.
I didn't know Maria did the sexy thing outside her nuptials. They should call it even and get back together.
On Phantom Pols
Posted on September 18 at 6:51 p.m.
Jarvis Jarvis, so intense, they named him twice.
Posted on September 18 at 6:49 p.m.
Photo caption: "I just can't get this last piece to fit properly".
On Painting the Russian Orthodox Church
Posted on September 18 at 1:19 a.m.
Davy, U R having a nervous breakdown. As you lose your sanity, you will find that you wont miss it.
I have my monthly tune up at the Cottage Hospital psych ward one a month, and it works wonders.
On The Roots of ISIS