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Posted on April 22 at 9:09 p.m.

I know this may go against the wishes of the author of this article, but I would like to humbly ask you to contribute to a worthy cause.

My 93-year old uncle Thaddeus recently got caught up in a mail order bride scam. His wife died after 70 years of marriage and he was so distraught that one week later he answered an online mail order bride from Russia website. He sent a money order for $20,000 for the 23-year old bride who turned out to 50-year old American meth addict name Robert Johnson. My uncle is so traumatized that he estimates he will need at least ten years of psychiatric counseling which he estimates will cost him hundreds of thousands of dollars. If you can find it in your hearts to send cash donations to Society against Criminal American Marketing at P.O. box 420, 101 South State Street, Santa Barbara, Ca, it would be much appreciated.

On Go Fund Yourself

Posted on April 22 at 3:04 p.m.

"Wimmin", I though it was "Womyn"

On UCSB Students Call for Tougher Rape Penalties

Posted on April 22 at 1:50 a.m.

billclausen, jarvis hates you, and always will. He thinks you are a loser so take comfort in the fact that no matter what you do, he will never warm up to you.

On School Basics

Posted on April 21 at 8:57 p.m.

Here is an interesting video on paranormal activities

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McQ2R...

On <em>Teen Paranormal Romance</em> at MCASB

Posted on April 17 at 6:34 p.m.

For this song, substitute "world without love" with "world without Lois" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_lJP...

By the way, I see some of you do not support the birthers, and think they are getting too much influence. Am I to understand that you are for....BIRTHER CONTROL?

On The World After Lois

Posted on April 17 at 6:32 p.m.

This song is dedicated to the Capps's, Clintons, and Bushes, as well as all other political dynasties https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMVe_...

On The World After Lois

Posted on April 14 at 7:47 p.m.

Can't get enough of Jarvis?

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On Das Williams Announces Run for County Supervisor

Posted on April 14 at 6:03 p.m.

From 1279-1368 in China there was the Yuan Dynasty , now we are entering the yawn dynasty.

On Laura Capps 'Seriously' Pondering Run for Congress

Posted on April 13 at 5:30 a.m.

National Geographic is owned by none other than Shamu the Killer Whale and he's been spreading all kinds of lies about us.

We smell very good, actually we are quite fragrant. As good as we smell, we taste even better.

On Unsustainable Santa Barbara

Posted on April 13 at 5:27 a.m.

Lois Capps is irreplacable. I cannot imagine a life without her as my congressional representative, it seems like shes been around forever.

I'm so sad to see her go, b ut I'm so glad at least that she went against her word about not seeking re-election all those years ago.

Im so sad about this that I might decide to end my life by diving into an outhouse toilet.

On The next Lois Capps?

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