Posted on February 6 at 6:43 a.m.

Here's a thought: don't drive drunk! Thankfully we have police to keep these morons off of the street!

On Fishing for DUIs in Goleta

Posted on February 6 at 6:40 a.m.

They should have beat these idiots silly, they got off easy.

On What Americans Really Have to Fear

Posted on February 5 at 4:29 a.m.

"Have our weapons brought us peace?"

Well there hasn't been a war on American soil for over 100 years, so, yes. Someone should have called the Ohio National Guard.

On Missile Mishaps