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    Love at First Bite

    Poodle Barks for Alternative Transportation


    Thursday, September 3, 2009
    By Nick Welsh (Contact)
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    TAKING THE “OM” OUT OF ZOOM: Who’d a-thunk it? The sleeper issue animating Santa Barbara’s mayoral and council free-for-all fracas is not gangs, aggressive panhandlers, yawning deficits, greedy public employee unions, or fat-cat developers. No, the honor for this year’s incendiary hot-button issue goes to the modest and unassuming bulb-out, a kissing cousin of the dreaded roundabout in City Hall’s ongoing efforts to tame lead-foot drivers zooming through Santa Barbara’s neighborhoods.

    Angry Poodle

    With bulb-outs, traffic engineers create a safe promontory for pedestrians to obtain a clearer sense of oncoming traffic flows by pinching the sidewalk out a little bit into the street. Because the road appears to narrow by bulb-outs, motorists tend to slow down. It’s what’s called a “traffic calming” device, and for car traditionalists who like their traffic wild and wooly, bulb-outs are part of a grand social engineering conspiracy concocted by Machiavellian city traffic engineers, BO-afflicted bicycle commuters, and hairy-pitted pedestrian rights advocates. The goal of this conspiracy is to make driving as wretchedly unpleasant as possible, thus forcing people to avail themselves of buses or bicycles. The end game, of course, is increased urban densities — needed for affordable housing — which can be more easily achieved with mass transit than private car ownership. If such a conspiracy actually existed, I’d become a card-carrying member in a heartbeat. The car truly is a miraculous creation, but it’s got serious problems. While I’ve been pretty agnostic on the issue of bulb-outs — indifferent actually — I recently have been impressed by their life-saving utility.

    Just 300 feet from The Independent offices on West Figueroa Street, two pedestrians have been hit by oncoming vehicles while trying to cross De la Vina Street in the past few months. One was killed. During peak hours, De la Vina is a rushing river of traffic. Cars parked on the sides of the street block essential sight lines, forcing motorists, cyclists, and pedestrians to play Russian roulette with traffic every time they try to cross. City Hall has proposed a new light signal for the intersection, but given that there’s already a stoplight one block away at Carrillo Street, that seems kind of silly. Either remove the on-street parking, which is desperately needed, or install a bulb-out to provide those seeking to cross De la Vina a decent vantage point.

    I bring this up because the pending city elections promise to provide a forum for the dueling traffic and transit tribes to shout each other hoarse. Clearly, the hardcore car supremacists have their slate: Dale Francisco for mayor, and Frank Hotchkiss and Michael Self for council. (Favoring more alternative approaches — including bulb-outs — are mayoral candidate Helene Schneider and council hopefuls Harwood “Bendy” White, Grant House, David Pritchett, and Dianne Channing.) One huge problem with the Carz-R-King approach is cost. Rather than bulb-outs, they argue, we need more cops handing out tickets. But an entry-level cop costs City Hall $120,000 a year. Look at the Granada Garage. One of the most ridiculously beautiful parking garages of all time, it cost $24.6 million to build. (By contrast, the combined cost of Lots 2 and 10 was just $10 million.) More than three years after its grand opening, only 250 of its 570 parking spaces are used regularly. During peak hours, occupancy hits 300. Admittedly, the recession has taken its toll — no one works or shops in empty storefronts — but city parking engineers frankly are baffled by the Granada’s mysterious lack of performance. What happened to the screaming need for 1,600 new parking spaces north of Carrillo we heard about — ad nauseum — to justify this extravagance?

    Of course, the Granada Garage was a blatant payoff to those north-of-Carrillo business interests in perpetual pout mode because City Hall subsidized the creation of Paseo Nuevo further down State Street. (The garage was also designed to serve the new, improved, and exceptionally expensive Granada Theatre — subsidized by City Hall to the tune of $5 million — which has yet to come close to the Chumash Casino in terms of programming.) In my book, $25 million is a lot to spend on consolation prizes.

    If the parking garage provides a case study in build-it-and-they-won’t-come, the same cannot be said for the bicycle parking facility shoe-horned into the Granada Garage — an alt-transit pound of flesh exacted to make the deal go through. The numbers for bicycle parking have shown steady, consistent increase since the garage first opened. With 80 slots, there now are 100 paying subscribers. (Not all subscribers park every day, allowing more subscribers than spaces.) The other alt-transit concession made to lubricate the Granada Garage deal was a free bus pass program made available to all downtown employees. It was a total bust. With 10,000 free passes to give out, City Hall got fewer than 1,000 takers. Go figure. So that money was given to MTD instead, to reduce the waiting time between peak-hour buses taking Eastsiders and Westsiders to and from downtown. Thus far, this program has been an absolute success. In the past two years, bus ridership has jumped 11.5 percent. Translated, that’s 867,696 more trips a year than before. Of those, fully half come from the “enhanced transit routes,” where the waiting periods between buses were reduced by a third.

    The moral of the story? People will change their habits. Even Californians and their cars. Obviously, the spike in gas prices helped. But when prices came down, the elevated bus ridership levels have still persisted. As a result, MTD estimates it’s now keeping the equivalent of 22,676 cars off the road every day. So maybe this alt-transit stuff isn’t such a pipedream after all.

    In the meantime, I’ll be meditating on the old joke: Why did the chicken cross De la Vina Street? The answer: To see if he could commit suicide.

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    wow, nick! you've said it so well. as a not so hairy-pitted pedestrian advocate, i'm thrilled by these simple improvements and what they do for peds: better visibility, shorter crossing distance, more yielding,... and the list goes on. three cheers for protecting and planning for ALL users of the transportation system!

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    walkingthetalk (anonymous profile)
    September 4, 2009 at 9:40 a.m. (Suggest removal)

    As a resident of Robbins Street between Mission and Valerio, I can attest that one thing that definitely does NOT work are speed bumps. In fact, drivers seem to delight in the notion of catching a little air as they plow through them, the sonic boom left in their wake toppling curbside pickup containers by the score. (As a former car owner, I have to confess to a bit of my own guilt in this regard...).
    If bulb outs work, bring them to Robbins, please!

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    tegrat (anonymous profile)
    September 4, 2009 at 9:57 a.m. (Suggest removal)

    The Granada Parking Garage is not convenient for access to the Granada theater. It is necessary to get to the State St. entrance of the theater and that requires, at best, a walk through the littered walkway or, at worst, a jaunt to Arrellaga St. and then State St.

    SB Symphony staffers suggest parking on the other side of State St. which makes access possible for those with limited mobility.

    If someone wants to make the Granada garage useful to the theater, they should put an entrance at the rear of the theater. Until that occurs, I'll stay home.

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    lmeoriole (anonymous profile)
    September 4, 2009 at 2:12 p.m. (Suggest removal)

    If you plan on crossing De La Vina at Canon Perdido and doesn't have cars sitting behind the red light a block up- good luck! One block is not enough distance to make sure you will make it across. And then there are the cars that constantly keeps going the wrong way up DLV at CP. Or those poor suckers who think they can sneak their car across DLV only to be finding them selfs face to face with one of the cars coming down DLV at freeway speeds and thus ending up being the guilty party for that crash since they should have let the other driver have right of way.
    And when is something going to be done before cyclists gets killed by bigger numbers?
    I like to have a small bazooka on my shoulder when I am out riding my bike because it seems as if drivers think I am some kind of free for all target for them and their 3000 pound bullets going 50 miles per hour.

    Yea don't get me started on subjects that have had me nearly killed by arrogance!

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    santaboy (anonymous profile)
    September 4, 2009 at 4:19 p.m. (Suggest removal)

    Dear Idiot Cyclist.Two blocks over on Castillo is a one way street with a decignated bicycle lane. You are the Idiot! I observe posted speeds on De La Vina but often am stuck behind a cyclist in right lane.They could be two blocks over in there own designated lane.If cyclist in this city would use designated bicycle routes which may not be perfect but are better that some cities more problems could be avoided. Pedestrians are a diferent problem. Marked Crosswalks are a good start. Lights with signals for Pedestrians and vehicles are a good plan. Common sense of crossing at intersections only and awareness of drivers of California Vehicle Code of Stopping for for Pedestrians once they step into crosswalk. That is what I try to observe when I can see Pedestrian in time to stop.

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    rabbitrun (anonymous profile)
    September 6, 2009 at 9:26 a.m. (Suggest removal)

    So if a bike rider wants to go anywhere but Castillo Street then they are out of luck with that theory, eh rabbitrun?

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    BusRider (anonymous profile)
    September 7, 2009 at 4:42 a.m. (Suggest removal)

    The good news is that no matter how overcrowded and angry people become in Santa Barbara, (as evidenced by the exchanges between bicyclists, pedestrians, and those who drive motorized vehicles) we can always rest easy knowing that L.A. is even worse.

    What a comfort zone relativism is.

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    billclausen (anonymous profile)
    September 7, 2009 at 3:11 p.m. (Suggest removal)

    "The goal of this conspiracy is to make driving as wretchedly unpleasant as possible, thus forcing people to avail themselves of buses or bicycles."

    Exactly. And how lovely for anyone who is old or disabled. I guess they just stay home, right? Interesting, considering SB is such a bastion of "diversity" and "inclusion". Unless of course, one is of a certain age or has a disability.

    "The end game, of course, is increased urban densities — needed for affordable housing — which can be more easily achieved with mass transit than private car ownership."

    Yep. Cram 'em in like sardines in a can. That's a great quality of life!

    "But an entry-level cop costs City Hall $120,000 a year."

    Holy cr*p! I'm applying at the SBPD! I didn't know they paid cops that much money!

    "People will change their habits."

    Resistance is futile..you will be assimilated.

    And iff you are old or disabled, stay home. Can't walk blocks and blocks to a bus? Tough.

    I was born & spent my childhood in Chicago, a public transport heaven. Lots of buses and el's (trains) everywhere, 24/7. You were never more than 2 blocks from wherever you needed to be. The public transport here is feeble at best. Work odd hours? Too bad. Need to go grocery shopping and lug five bags of stuff home? You'll hike a long way, wait a long time, and better get the job done during business hours.

    Note that the loudest demands for special perks for bikes and a halt to all vehicle traffic comes from young kids and people in excellent physical shape. There is no concession made to the elderly or disabled in these debates.

    How very "Santa Barbara"

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    Holly (anonymous profile)
    September 7, 2009 at 3:32 p.m. (Suggest removal)

    Uh' . . . rabbitrun - no need to display your arrogance even further dear.
    The reference to De La Vina in my initial post was about the pedestrians that are trying to get across without getting killed as it where mentioned in the story above.
    I do have the same rights as a motor vehicle when riding my bike on De La Vina or any other street that doesn't have a designated bike lane. All the traffic rules applies to the bike rider the same way they do to you when you are driving your car, thus leaves me the legal right to go on any street where a car would go, if you don't know about these laws then I suggest you re-take your drivers license. However since we are talking bike lanes, they are not respected by the drivers I referred to in the earlier post, I have been inches away from a trip to the emergency room while riding in the bike lanes.
    If this doesn't apply to you then keep your stupidity to your self rabbitrun.

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    santaboy (anonymous profile)
    September 8, 2009 at 2:10 p.m. (Suggest removal)

    rabbitrun:

    Cyclists and motorists share the lane they occupy. You shouldn't be in the right hand lane if you want to pass a cyclist. You are very arrogant indeed. Cyclists have the right of way, in fact. Since De La Vina is a one way street, they can even ride on the left hand side, in fact.

    Happy to hear you observe the posted speeds, but you could learn a thing or two from the DMV handbook.

    In other news: What about making De La Vina one lane w/ bike lane like Castillo/Bath? Has the city studied the traffic flow enough? That would make many people happy.

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    grizzlehizzle (anonymous profile)
    September 19, 2009 at 10:28 p.m. (Suggest removal)

    a year or two ago they made Chapala (north of Mission) one lane + bike lane. It works out FANTASTICALLY!

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    grizzlehizzle (anonymous profile)
    September 19, 2009 at 10:34 p.m. (Suggest removal)

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