Funk and Function
A Rough-Around-the-Edges, Free-Form Neighborhood
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Photos by Paul Wellman
There have been drinks consumed, perhaps too many, and I am riding shotgun in a four-passenger surrey somewhere on Gray Avenue, hanging a heavy curve with a very real potential for disaster. The scenery blurs by in a patchwork of weed lots, work yards, wineries, and boho artist hideouts as I cling to a fake steering wheel. We pedal faster toward an approaching intersection, and I lean and laugh into the late-afternoon light. Someone, maybe the wild-eyed, guitar-toting surf addict seated behind me, yells out “Incoming!” pointing at a zooming car maybe 20 yards out on our starboard side. Ahead lies a dreamy-looking delicatessen surrounded by kitschy metal animals, a hipped-out modern furniture store is to our right, and on our left, a well-manicured modest home makes the year 1954 pop into my head. My ears tell me there is live jazz playing somewhere nearby, and my nostrils tingle with the salt of a sea breeze as yet another voice booms from the rear of our four-wheeled, hell-bound contraption, “Strip club!”
No, this isn’t some non sequitur excerpt from a fitful fever dream; this is real life, right here in Santa Babylon, just two Saturdays ago in a part of town known popularly as the Funk Zone. Roughly defined by State Street to the west, Highway 101 to the north, Garden Street to the east, and the Pacific Ocean to the south, this small, blob-shaped, hyper-eclectic neighborhood has been seemingly overlooked by the tourism board and the city planners for the past several decades. It is the rough-around-the-edges, free-form antidote to our red-tiled-roof obsession: a place where creativity and individuality still win the day, electric guitars and power tools can be heard roaring simultaneously, and you have an equally good chance of doing something you hope your mother never hears about or discovering a brilliant artist.
For years, there have been belly moans about the impending death of the Funk Zone, these gruff observations often accompanied by bitterly hissed accusations of gentrification. And certainly there have been tourist-friendly face-lifts, along with brutal blows delivered by developers and property owners, to the neighborhood, where Santa Barbara’s working-class craftspeople and starving artists rely on the cheap rent and elbow room of the area to be home base for their businesses.