Keith Hamm
Three-legged dog walks into a bar. Orders a whiskey. Bartender pours the drink and says, "I thought the sheriff told you to be outta town by sundown!" Three-legged dog belts back the whiskey, slams down the shot glass, and says, "I ain't leavin' town till I found out who shot my paw."
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Peabody Stadium Landscaping Slightly Over Budget
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Santa Barbara High School Principal Shifts to District Position
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Contingent of San Marcos Parents Call for Recall of Boardmembers
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Gaviota Coast Matriarch Passes Away
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Lice Killers of the Modern Age
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Biggest Storm Since 1/9 Approaching Santa Barbara
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Jack Johnson Tours Montecito Disaster Area Ahead of Benefit Concert
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