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Posted on June 8 at 12:54 p.m.

Quick correction of a couple of Henry's mistakes, as I've got a Universe to run:

-- you don't get better mileage in your Civic at 350k miles than when it was new; remember what I told you about lying?

-- Elings Park is a 501(c)(3) non-profit organization, and therefore is given the special government favors extended to non-profits (but imposed on other businesses) such as exemption from Federal, sales, and property taxes. Commies.

Okay, back to Omniscience.

On Carrot and Stick for Street People

Posted on May 25 at 8:28 a.m.

"...you'd conversely have to prove your innocence. Just the way the legal system works."

Wrong again, Hank.

Ei incumbit probatio qui dicit, non qui negat.

In the U.S. legal system, which operates under the presumption of innocence, the prosecution must prove guilt.

A tie goes to the accused.

On Do You Recognize This Armed Robber?

Posted on April 6 at 1:16 p.m.

You can believe I'll be there!

On Up Close with Tim Minchin

Posted on January 24 at 4:09 p.m.

No time, and no price?

No good.

On Women's Self-defense Seminar

Posted on January 3 at 3:26 p.m.

"...starting with the second man on earth Cain who killed the second man on earth Able out of envy, anger and greed. "

Not only are you misquoting the story, but your math is all screwy.

On Montecito Motors Owners Arrested

Posted on December 7 at 8:19 a.m.

"If you're referring to the God that posts on here trying to smite me down, but always failing miserably, then Joe's got no worries.
"Said God is false, has terrible comprehension, is always wrong & is probably a drunk :) henry" -- hank

"So don't talk about the attributes of God unless you know them." -- brittlelevee

"I don't know about the God that is on here, sounds like an entertainer! "-- reallyhaha

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Word.

On Carpinteria Councilmember Joe Armendariz Arrested for DUI

Posted on November 15 at 2:40 p.m.

Hank: "BAM! Snag em' bag em' that's how the injunction should work. Good job SBPD, all things recent considered."

John_Adams: "Contrary to wishful thinking, the proposed Gang Injunction had NOTHING to do with this arrest and conviction."

Hank: "Hey, Captain Obvious, NOBODY said it did, as you seem to imply."

Please review the 9th commandment, Henry.

On Gang Injunction Target Sentenced to Eight Years

Posted on November 10 at 6:19 p.m.

Henry, please slow down: Hodge IS a Democrat.

On PI Digs into Candidate's Past

Posted on November 9 at 9:56 p.m.

Suicides by country for every 100,000 people

1. Belarus. . . . . . .36.8
2. Lithuania. . . . . . .31.85
3. Russia. . . . . . .31.7
4. Sri Lanka. . . . . . .30.7
5. Kazakhstan. . . . . . .27.6
6. Hungary. . . . . . .26.75
7. Japan. . . . . . .24.75
8. Ukraine. . . . . . .23.95
9. Guyana. . . . . . .22.7
10. Korea, South. . . . . . .21.85
11. Slovenia. . . . . . .21.7
12. Estonia. . . . . . .21.4
13. Latvia. . . . . . .20.9
14. Serbia. . . . . . .19.75
15. Finland. . . . . . .18.95
16. Belgium. . . . . . .18.35
17. Croatia. . . . . . .18.3
18. Switzerland. . . . . . .17.6
19. France. . . . . . .17.25
20. Uruguay. . . . . . .16.15
21. Moldova. . . . . . .16.15
22. Poland. . . . . . .15.6
23. Austria. . . . . . .15.6
24. Hong Kong. . . . . . .15.4
25. Suriname. . . . . . .14.35
26. China. . . . . . .13.9
27. Czech Republic. . . . . . .13.5
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28.* Sweden. . . . . . .13.2
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29. Bulgaria. . . . . . .13.2
30. Slovakia. . . . . . .12.85
31. New Zealand. . . . . . .12.6
32. Cuba. . . . . . .12.25
33. Trinidad and Tobago. . . . . . .12.2
34. Germany. . . . . . .11.95
35. Denmark. . . . . . .11.95
36. Bosnia and Herzegovina. . . . . . .11.8
37. Iceland. . . . . . .11.75
38. Portugal. . . . . . .11.7
39. Romania. . . . . . .11.45
40. Norway. . . . . . .11.4
41. Canada. . . . . . .11.35
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42.* United States. . . . . . .11.1
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43. Luxembourg. . . . . . .11
44. India. . . . . . .10.65
45. Ireland. . . . . . .10.6
46. Australia. . . . . . .10.55
47. Mauritius. . . . . . .10.4
48. Chile. . . . . . .10.4
49. Singapore. . . . . . .10.3
50. Kyrgyzstan. . . . . . .9.05
51. Turkmenistan. . . . . . .8.65
52. Netherlands. . . . . . .8.3
53. Argentina. . . . . . .8.05
54. Zimbabwe. . . . . . .7.9
55. Thailand. . . . . . .7.9
56. Spain. . . . . . .7.9
57. Costa Rica. . . . . . .7.85
58. Saint Lucia. . . . . . .7.7
59. Puerto Rico. . . . . . .7.6
60. Belize. . . . . . .7.5
61. Nicaragua. . . . . . .7.2
62. El Salvador. . . . . . .6.95
63. Ecuador. . . . . . .6.8
64. Macedonia. . . . . . .6.75
65. United Kingdom. . . . . . .6.45
66. Malta. . . . . . .6.4
67. Italy. . . . . . .6.35
68. Israel. . . . . . .6
69. Grenada. . . . . . .5.85
70. Panama. . . . . . .5.6
71. Colombia. . . . . . .4.95
72. Uzbekistan. . . . . . .4.65
73. Brazil. . . . . . .4.6
74. Seychelles. . . . . . .4.55
75. Paraguay. . . . . . .4.1
76. Mexico. . . . . . .4.05
77. Albania. . . . . . .4
78. Venezuela. . . . . . .3.75
79. Saint Vincent and the Grenadines. . . . . . .3.65
80. Greece. . . . . . .3.55
81. Bahrain. . . . . . .2.7
82. Tajikistan. . . . . . .2.6
83. Cyprus. . . . . . .2.5
84. Armenia. . . . . . .2.45
85. Guatemala. . . . . . .2.35
86. Georgia. . . . . . .2.25
87. Philippines. . . . . . .2.1
88. Kuwait. . . . . . .1.95
89. Dominican Republic. . . . . . .1.6
90. Bahamas, The. . . . . . .0.95
91. Sao Tome and Principe. . . . . . .0.9
92. Peru. . . . . . .0.85
93. Barbados. . . . . . .0.7
94. Azerbaijan. . . . . . .0.65
95. Maldives. . . . . . .0.35
96. Iran. . . . . . .0.2
97. Jamaica. . . . . . .0.15
98. Syria. . . . . . .0.1
99. Egypt . . . . . . . 0.05

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