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Posted on March 29 at 2:21 p.m.
See, we can't just send the "travelers" on their way these days. That would be damaging to their scruffy little psyches or something and they'd probably come back and sue the city. And win.
Posted on March 27 at 5:33 p.m.
Interesting how an indiginous people who have always preached peace, harmony with nature, and tranquility suddenly do a complete about-face when lots of $$$ is involved. The Chumash descendants are the most hypocritical group of greed-merchants in the county. Their ancestors must be spinning in their graves.
On Chumash Want More Gamblers and Guests
Posted on March 20 at 9:15 a.m.
Isn't there an entrance fee to get into Jalama Park? If so, that might negate a trip there just to get a hamburger.
On 35 Years of the Jalama Burger
Posted on January 3 at 9:32 p.m.
Can we please stop referring to Goleta as "the Good Land?" It was a catchy title of a local history book back in the day, but through overuse, that tag is becoming hackneyed to the max. How about calling it...oh, I don't know...Goleta?
On Good Land for Development
Posted on October 31 at 11:53 a.m.
Botany has it absolutely right. The present entrance is already a nightmare, due to conflicting traffic involving cars exiting the shopping center from Home Depot and from the restaurants, including McDonalds, from the other direction. A McDonalds entrance and exit from Storke Road would solve the problem completely.
On Goleta Activists Appeal McDonald's Drive-Through
Posted on October 27 at 5:55 a.m.
Umm...shouldn't the headline say "DRIVING Drunk"?
On Drinking Drunk
Posted on October 2 at 4:45 p.m.
I can't think of better people to resurrect Jimmy's bar. The Lovejoys and Three Pickles are a perfect fit. They appreciate Santa Barbara tradition and recognize their clientele. No, it's not the traditional Jimmy's Oriental Gardens, but if there's got to be change, this is how it should be done. Congratulations, Bob and Clay! You dun it right!
On Reincarnating Santa Barbara's Favorite Bar
Posted on August 8 at 9:38 a.m.
Actually, the annual visiting Fiestarinos from Canada were Gordon and Mildred Farquahar. Their town of residence is spelled Kamloops. Every year they drove to Santa Barbara in their Dodge Dart, as the Santa Barbara Fiesta was the high point of their existence. We were there when Gordon tasted guacamole for the first time: "That looks like--well, you don't want to KNOW what that looks like--but it's mighty tasty, eh?" We anguished with Mildred over her pronunciation of local place names: "How do we get to LaCumber Plaza?" "The Courthouse is near Anapuma Street." Etc.
For some reason, the Farquahars flew under the radar of News-Press higher-ups for several years, but one day they did something so outrageous that executive editor Paul Veblen finally took note of them, and the visiting Kamloopsians were killed in a headon collision with management. I can't remember the details, but I think it may have had something to do with Gordon and Mildred trying to spearhead a drive to bring a team of Clydesdale horses to the Red Lion, where they--the Clydesdales--would jump off a diving board into a large pool.
Gordon and Mildred, we miss you!
On No Parking, No Bucking
Posted on July 12 at 9:10 a.m.
For decades before the invention of plastic bags, grocery stores provided free paper bags. What has changed since then? Why a 10-cent fee now? The stores would no longer be buying plastic bags--plus, they all offer the option of (free) paper bags now--so why charge 10 cents? The real winners in this stupid plastic bag ban would seem to be the supermarkets.
On County Approves Plastic Bag Ban
Posted on May 18 at 1:44 p.m.
"Pearl Chase will be waiting" at El Paseo for the 50th anniversary celebration of the "Trust?" Not likely. I'm sure Miss Chase is spinning in her grave over what has become of the once-charming El Paseo, thanks to the ineptness and sheer mismanagement of the "Trust" (hah!), which is totally responsible for the conversion of this delightful downtown oasis for locals and visitors alike into a vapid, dismal office complex. Please don't even suggest that Pearl Chase would have anything to do with the Trust for Historic Preservation after what it did to our most beloved downtown landmark.
On Semicentennial Shindig