Posted on June 4 at 3:45 p.m.

Beware of women with Popeye arms.

On Authorities Arrest Woman Accused of Defrauding Fire Victims

Posted on May 16 at 9:56 a.m.

Wouldn't it be easier to tag and number the gangmembers ears like wild animals caught in neighborhoods?

There is a gang injuction in Canoga Park, SF Valley against a multi-generational gang into auto thefts. Sorry to shock you, but it works if used as a tool. If caught, they face tougher sentencing which discourages them and their younger siblings.

On Heated Debate Over Gang Injunction

Posted on March 22 at 10:27 a.m.

Volume 2-- The Scourge of the Murrelets

Coming soon

On The Scourge Is Scrubbed

Posted on March 12 at 8:03 a.m.

College students park for free-

Hmmm
So if a 60 year old living in a van enrolls at the college, gets a decal proving he's a student, then never attends a class, he gets free parking???

On Fix for Harbor Parking Woes?

Posted on December 12 at 7:51 a.m.

"Most of those encounters were not made public"

Why is this?

oh..election year

On SPECIAL REPORT: Details Revealed in Coast Guard Officer's Death

Posted on June 27 at 9:47 a.m.

It's true, I avoid sidewalks at all costs. When I go shopping, I go through the manholes and travel through the sewer system to get where I want to go.

I may smell, but I'm safe!

On Car Crashes into Bank of America

Posted on January 26 at 9:59 a.m.

So....when I check into my room, do I wear a tank top and shorts..or a ski jacket?

On A Mitigated Miramar?

Posted on January 26 at 8:12 a.m.

You'd think that just enforcing the old treason laws would be enough.

On The National Defense Authorization Act Is Unconstitutional

Posted on January 18 at 7:04 a.m.

I thought she came out in the 80's

yawn

On Kristy McNichol Is Gay

Posted on November 22 at 1:04 p.m.

I still wear my El Encanto bath robe with logo.

ahhh

On El Encanto Gets $45 Million