So, plus-60 male, still in shape, but average income. Own my house, substantial bank account, not broken-down fat old ugly guy yet. Widow, seven years now. Been on Match, Eharmony, now Ourtime. Met a lot of women. First meeting good, second, dinner, third sailing, yada yada. We were good, maybe some physical, maybe not. Then we get to what I own. Is there an AP address? A dark blue Maserati? When will we go to Belize?

Of course, when those answers are not what these 60-plus girls think they should be. It is done. Just another day in Santa Barbara.

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