Posted on December 1 at 9:48 p.m.

My dad used to trap or shoot the coons that'd chew through his house. Then the bastards went and burnt his damn house down.

On Where Do All the Bobcats Go?

Posted on November 2 at 3:50 p.m.

Ha! Better head back to the clouds, Bird!

On Halloween 2009 in Isla Vista

Posted on October 28 at 10:29 p.m.

Jesus God. Someone should do an article on the righteously malicious and tortured inner worlds of Indy readers. (Or at least Indy online commenters).

On Neff Admits Attacks

Posted on October 28 at 4:43 p.m.

Glad to see Mr. Pappas being represented here by people who fantasize about McDick-like statues taunting the citizenry. Does this make BeachLivin a right-leaning conservative wack-off? Maybe JohnLocke knows.

On Naples Plans Hit Major Snag

Posted on October 28 at 4:35 p.m.

Yeah, or if it had gotten shot 9 times and then gone on to craft one of the most lucrative rap careers in human history.

BeeTeeDubya, my dad, an early KCSB alum, and his housemates sifted through the cinders and made off with the charred-but-intact BofA sign. It adorned their living room wall until the lease ended. Not sure what became of it then. Maybe burned it.

On The KCSBeat

Posted on October 23 at 5:29 p.m.

Another cultural treasure lost to the faceless scowl of Progress.

Sorry to see it go. Just glad I got to experience Tom's magical tour while it all was still alive...

On Tom Merkel's Paradise Road Cabin Crushed

Posted on October 13 at 1:27 p.m.

I genuinely love that the thing in this column that the previous commenter was most compelled by was a passing sarcastic reference to a made-up language.

On The KCSBeat

Posted on April 30 at 8:51 p.m.

Duuuude! Bong hits! Sooooo chill AND appropriate!

On Gottesmans Awarded $14 Million

Posted on April 18 at 9:53 a.m.

The Pantheon... Chumash shell-bead money middens... Giza... junk is junk!

And ol' Tom, if you see this post, call the radio station Sunday nights from 10 to 11. Haven't heard from ya in a while now and yer dang ol' phone digits was broke.

On The Last Man in Paradise

Posted on February 20 at 12:08 p.m.

Funny how that same hypothetical historian would advise the good Ms. Lord not to send such a letter to any "right-leaning" staffers at the Indy's Southern counterparts, where honoring that traitorous rascal Lincoln and his Godless war of aggression remains as viciously liberal as not decrying evolution.

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