Posted on April 18 at 3:05 p.m.

El Pu is merely a prep school for Juvie Hall; the few students who truly are doing their best could opt for independent study or similar programs.

On Busted Structure

Posted on December 21 at 3:46 p.m.

Actually, outside of the editorial pages it's not a half-bad local rag.

Er, was.

On <em>Santa Ynez Valley Journal</em> Prints Last Paper

Posted on December 21 at 3:44 p.m.

Any paper that takes Andy Caldwell seriously needs to have a good long look at itself. Geez, even his writing is squeaky and whiny!

On Mark One for McCaw

Posted on December 21 at 3:18 p.m.

You couldn't have cut back on the horse shows a bit instead, Nan?

My, the grapes of Santa Ynez must be sour indeed.

On <em>Santa Ynez Valley Journal</em> Prints Last Paper

Posted on November 2 at 1:33 p.m.

Guadalupe: "Gateway to the Dunes".

Grover Beach: "Driveway to the Dunes".

Sadly, guess which slogan is more attractive?

On Will Guadalupe Beach Catch a Wave?

Posted on October 19 at 3:39 p.m.

Um, what's the hurry going down the hill, anyway? You'll just get to the red lights faster.

On Doing 70 on the 154

Posted on June 8 at 2:13 p.m.

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On June Election Results: Favorites Hold the Line

Posted on June 2 at 2:10 p.m.

Free sterilizations for all!

On Which Way, California?

Posted on June 2 at 1:54 p.m.

Obama did it. Right, Princess Di?

On Wrong and Wronger

Posted on May 23 at 3:41 p.m.

What does Pappas have to give up for all that money? Besides integrity, that is.

Bet ol' Nan has a bunch of stables to muck out.

On Voter Fraud or Voter-Fraud Fantasy?