Posted on September 16 at 8:16 a.m.

Excellent point. In this case, it's hard to hate the player but easy to hate the game.

On Video Killed the Radio Star

Posted on July 14 at 11:50 a.m.

That means I'm looking at 60 under 60.

kill

me

now

On In Praise of My Eyebrows

Posted on June 8 at 8:25 a.m.

What Old Dawg said. Fantastic. I prefer heart to snark and this one is all heart.

On Lost: One Father

Posted on September 16 at 8:09 a.m.

What a doll.

On Katy Perry’s Homecoming

Posted on June 23 at 2:02 p.m.

I ain't no supermodel when my kids aren't away. I may need some tips from our correspondent. Then again, with my 11 year-old on a mission to curb my swearing habits, it may be too late for me.

Children shouldn't have children.

On I Ain’t No Supermodel

Posted on February 4 at 1:52 p.m.

Lovely, Star. Just really thrilled that my daughters aren't reading your column, yet. They'd feel so deprived. Your dad is a gem. Lucky you.

And poop on Holly, buzzkill.

On Dazzling Dollhouse