TRAVELIN’ MAN: Kettmann, shown here before he administered vitamins to a young Indian girl in Pune, claims his experiences on the road there were more harried than any he’s previously had. “Even though I’ve crashed into African ungulates and raced away from the cops in Uganda, watched my dad get hit by a scooter in Florence, crossed my fingers while traversing mine fields in the Caucasus Mountains, nearly slid an SUV into a river in Costa Rica, and battled trucks while riding a bike on skinny cliffside roads in Bolivia, the driving in India was the craziest road experience I’ve ever had, by far,” he said.