Quarantine Commandments
I am a prisoner in my home.
I am a prisoner in my home.
Okay, so now we have a toilet paper racketeering situation all over the world.
Chik-fil-A’s food is mediocre at best, but I strongly believe in personal choice in fast food poison.
GOLETA, CA, March 13, 2020 – With the ever-evolving COVID-19 situation, the City of Goleta has made the difficult decision to close
The Zoning and Building Counter is CLOSED for in-person consultations to minimize COVID-19 transmission risks. We are monitoring the situation and
California’s seniors and medically vulnerable asked to self-sequester, bars to close; homeless housing being secured.
Spare the grocery store checkers and restaurant wait staff.
Consider donating your ticket price due to canceled performances to help live performance stay alive.
One important option was not mentioned under “Finding Your Funeral Fit,” namely donating one’s body to medical science.
Based on the elevated threat of COVID-19 in the Santa Barbara area, I am announcing the following actions: In-person, on-campus