When I backed out of my driveway and entered into the real world of driving, I was like a small, fluffy bunny in a pit of angry, rabid Rottweilers. Read story.
Wednesday, June 18, 2014
Across the world, young women are being kidnapped, raped, and shot to death while pursuing an education. Read story.
Wednesday, June 4, 2014
It turns out that even Hall of Famers strike out 70 percent of the time, but the statistic doesn’t soothe me. Why are we asking 8-year-olds to do the near impossible? Read story.
Wednesday, May 21, 2014
Last month was the first time in our 10-year history that our book club just sort of didn’t meet. Read story.
Wednesday, May 7, 2014
Sandra Tsing Loh comes to S.B. to talk about her new menopausal memoir, The Madwoman in the Volvo: My Year of Raging Hormones. Read story.
Wednesday, April 23, 2014
I’m bossy. It’s not an endearing quality, nothing to brag about. But my classmates and I can attest that it’s absolutely accurate. Read story.
Wednesday, April 9, 2014
I have a rule against drunk shopping. The policy sprang from necessity after attending my first-ever school fundraising auction. Read story.
Wednesday, March 26, 2014
At the recent launch party for my newest book of columns, Broad Assumptions, I held a contest inviting guests to submit the first and last lines of a column they’d like me to write. Read story.
Wednesday, March 12, 2014
“How do I look?” It’s a funny question coming from a woman with severe bed head, a drooping lip, and prune juice stains on her hospital gown. Read story.
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
I’m about to take you on a journey to the dense, chewy nucleus of the grape Tootsie Pop that is my head. You have been warned. Read story.
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
Dining with kids is no treat. There’s too much noise, too many squirtable condiments, and a disconcerting amount of crumb-flinging. Read story.
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
Both onscreen and off, modern society is flirting with the notion that technology can satisfy us in ways that flesh-and-blood lovers can’t. Read story.
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
Here’s how life works: On the day I’m scheduled to interview my idol, Dave Barry, I wake up with acute laryngitis. Read story.
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
An increasing number of men — from pubescent teens to been-around-the-block bachelors — are going utterly hairless in their private regions. Read story.
Wednesday, December 4, 2013
A new California law will allow K-12 public-school students to use restrooms and join sports teams based not on their sex — but on their gender identity. Read story.