At the recent launch party for my newest book of columns, Broad Assumptions, I held a contest inviting guests to submit the first and last lines of a column they’d like me to write. Read story.
Wednesday, March 12, 2014
“How do I look?” It’s a funny question coming from a woman with severe bed head, a drooping lip, and prune juice stains on her hospital gown. Read story.
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
I’m about to take you on a journey to the dense, chewy nucleus of the grape Tootsie Pop that is my head. You have been warned. Read story.
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
Dining with kids is no treat. There’s too much noise, too many squirtable condiments, and a disconcerting amount of crumb-flinging. Read story.
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
Both onscreen and off, modern society is flirting with the notion that technology can satisfy us in ways that flesh-and-blood lovers can’t. Read story.
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
Here’s how life works: On the day I’m scheduled to interview my idol, Dave Barry, I wake up with acute laryngitis. Read story.
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
An increasing number of men — from pubescent teens to been-around-the-block bachelors — are going utterly hairless in their private regions. Read story.
Wednesday, December 4, 2013
A new California law will allow K-12 public-school students to use restrooms and join sports teams based not on their sex — but on their gender identity. Read story.
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Our columnist relishes in her kids discovering, and loving, her tunes. Read story.
Wednesday, November 6, 2013
When it comes to celebrating wedding anniversaries, there are two types of wife: needy and laissez-faire. Read story.
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
The only thing worse than an angry woman is an angry woman who’s armed. Read story.
Wednesday, October 9, 2013
It would be romantic to say it took 40 years to get me to climb onto a surfboard. But the truth is it took only two words. Read story.
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
Pregnant women across the nation are posting ads on Craigslist offering to sell positive pregnancy tests to anyone who, um, needs one. Read story.
Wednesday, September 11, 2013
Trash Can Days is a young-adult novel loosely based on the S.B. author’s own years at Santa Barbara Junior High. Read story.
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
I’m going to offer men advice for surviving this bumpy patch with any woman who is riding the prickly premenstrual pony. Read story.