‘Om’ Em Gee: I Did Naked Yoga

Were my unbelievably cute yoga top and super-flattering yoga pants a moisture-wicking but zen-preventing barrier to yogic understanding? Read story.

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

After-School Gospel

Christian evangelism group is recruiting young souls in our public schools. Read story.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Three Little Words

I say “I love you” all the time, but it’s different now. Read story.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Kristy McNichol Is Gay

In a rational world, we wouldn't give a flying rainbow flag what a gal does to get her bell rung now and again. Read story.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Your Child, Your Mouthpiece

One of the unspoken reasons people have children is so we can feel like we're populating the planet with people who think like we do. Read story.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Dear Santa

I took the liberty of scratching out a last-minute wish list, on the off chance that you care. Read story.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Urine for a Treat

It seems I sprung a wee leak. And being neither a potty-oblivious infant nor a nursing-home resident, I’m confused. Read story.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

My Pantry's in a Bunch

Peek behind a shower curtain or peer under a sofa cushion and you let loose a veritable geyser of chaos. Read story.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Coach Charming

I don't know what a goal kick is because I don't spend my sideline time watching fútbol — I spend it ogling hot daddy coaches. Read story.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Thank-You Notes

With the holidays approaching, I asked some friends what they think of thank-you notes, and I was surprised to find people staunchly divided on the value of these mannerly missives. Read story.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Population Seriously Scary

On October 31, the world population is expected to hit 7 billion. Read story.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Gift Wrap This

Sucked into countless school fundraiser sales — whining and grumbling all the while — I've slung chocolates and coffee. Read story.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Spousal Grousing

Santa Barbara author Jenna McCarthy's new book, If It Was Easy, They'd Call the Whole Damn Thing a Honeymoon: Living With and Loving the TV-Addicted, Sex-Obsessed, Not-So-Handy Man You Married. Read story.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Uptight Texter

As a parent, I’m hoping to impart some life lessons to my son by modeling proper English in my texts. Read story.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Sex Strikes

If tenderness is the opposite of violence, then perhaps shutting down the ole shag factory is a reasonable whack at peace. Read story.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011
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