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Posted on August 19 at 11:45 a.m.
@JarvisJarivis: "Prof Eileen Boris needs to thank the hundreds of thousands of white males who gave up their own lives to end slavery in the US."
And we all know what side of that equation you'd be on... (HINT: Not on the side of the abolitionists....)
@JarvisJarvis: "Let's all chip in and buy her a ticket to see Dinesh D'Souza's America."
I think there's a free showing for the next 10-16 months in Cell Block C of a federal penitentiary.
It's pretty brilliant that you whine and complain about some extremist organization baiting a pregnant woman into an argument (taking sides of the extremists, of course, because you wouldn't know a decent moral stance if it struck you with lightning) while citing a film made by a convicted felon who has all of the credibility of dirty diaper.
On UCSB Professor Sentenced to Probation, Community Service in Theft, Battery Case
Posted on August 13 at 1:13 p.m.
@Sealion: "Where I you or ole Mista V, I'd pack it in already since you don't seem to even be able to offer anything of intelligence. Stupid faux liberal snark from left wing fascists has had its day already."
You really need to stop sleeping with your head atop a running microwave.
On 'Affirmative Consent' U
Posted on August 8 at 8:55 p.m.
@Sealion: "You wouldn't know stupid if it jumped up and bit you on the nose."
Dude! A stupid "sealion" once tried to bite me on the nose!
Was that stupid *you* attempting to infect me with your stupid!!?!
Nice try! But I'm too wise for you and your stupid! (In many ways, apparently, given that you are so, so stupid.)
On Let It Go? We're Trying
Posted on August 8 at 12:16 p.m.
@Sealion: "Daddy Justice and his 'whining' kind are mountainous men who make you look like a mere tadpole swimming around in your favorite Estrogen Sewer (fed by the feminist toilet of course). "
Dude, Estrogen Sewer is, like, totally my favorite riot girl rock band. I have all of their albums.
BTW - even for the internet, you're bringing way too much stupid. It's just stupid post after stupid post. And I don't know if you know this, but everyone can read your stupid posts and is judging you accordingly - because, you know, of all of the stupid, which really is a 'wow' amount of stupid. That's what you bring to the internet - a 'wow' amount of stupid.
In fact, if you had a wife or a girlfriend, she'd be forced to wear an 'I'm with the wow amount of stupid' t-shirt. Or at least, she should be forced to wear it, just to warn everyone of the stupid you bring. It's only fair.
Posted on July 31 at 8:51 p.m.
@billclausen: "...you haven't insulted me once."
My mid-year resolution is to be nicer to you... I had to choose *something*, and I've already met all my other resolutions, so congrats. ;)
On Marriage: No Diversity
Posted on July 31 at 8:38 p.m.
@nativeson: "As for 'Having the time', for a couple of days, perhaps I have had plenty of time. But I’m just zeroing in on who the trolls are and who seems to know what they are doing. It didn’t take long to find that out. "
As usual, you Religious Right-Wingers think it's all about *you* - but I guess that's to be expected from someone who, like a child, has an invisible best friend.
So you sit there on your self-inflated high horse, actively denigrating the rights of the LGBT community to marry their significant others based of some arbitrary set of outdated morals, and then cry and whine about 'insults' and 'trolls' when someone throws that heavy hand right back at you.
So you're right - you've zeroed in on the trolls, but you haven't figured out that it's poor-poor-pitiful you.
(And dewdly, 'cause WTF is that rambling paragraph about...)
Posted on July 31 at 6:35 p.m.
@nativeson: "Mere insults, eh, ETR?"
Sorry - but they are not 'mere insults'. They are 'outstanding insults'.
@nativeson: "Not worth my time."
Your previous comments are evidence to the contrary... you, apparently, have PLENTY of time to waste.
Posted on July 31 at 5:58 p.m.
@nativeson: "Oh, and your sense of humor needs a tuneup."
Jesus thinks I'm hysterical. I know - He told me so. Laugh or burn, buddy.
I hate to break it you, but you're not my intended audience. I expect most of my jokes to be WAY over your head.
@nativeson: "Maybe try watching the movie 'Idiocracy' to see what is being planned for the future."
I've seen it - although I may have been watching the Trinity Broadcasting Network or the Republican National Convention. Between the corruption and the mouth breathing, it's hard to tell the difference....
@dewdly: ...the state to require procreative couples engaged in sexual intercourse to marry..."
Speaking of Idiocracy...
Posted on July 31 at 2:29 p.m.
@nativeson: "Although of course it's biologically possible, it wouldn't have been morally possible. "
Sure it would have - so long as you don't believe in fiction and imaginary best friends. And you can't produce offering now, so your marriage clearly serves no purpose an is merely a tax shelter. If you were a true patriot, you'd get divorced and pay your fair share. Commie.
@dewdly: "It makes no sense for the state to involve itself in personal relationships that on the face of it have no possibility of producing offspring."
So guess, as I suggested above, we should start dissolving all heterosexual marriages in which the female has reached menopause - no point in giving the marriages of the elderly protection, since they serve no purpose and are merely 'romantic fantasies'.
Or maybe all marriages need to produce offspring within a certain timeline, lest they become other kinds of 'romantic fantasies'.
What so brilliant about your nonsense is that it's so idiotic that I no longer find it offensive - I just find it funny (and a little sad - but mostly funny). I mean, any thread is which 'Botany' is accused of being a 'pseudo-Marxist' is comedic gold.
Posted on July 5 at 1:55 a.m.
@realitycheck88: "You reveal your lack of intellectual prowess when you avoid answering the questions I posed and name call and make pejorative statements. That's a classic lib-dem move."
Sorry, but I only engage mouth-breathers like you, who hold the sexist and bigoted views that you hold, because you deserve to be mocked and ridiculed. But you are right, I didn't answer the question... but that is because your question isn't worth the bits being used to reproduce it.
Society really needs to stop entertaining you people as folks worth engaging. Enough is enough. But PLEASE keep posting - I really enjoy making fun of those who take themselves so seriously and yet have so little to offer the world.
@nomoresanity: "Eat the Rich has already won the Life Time Achievement Award for most illiterate, illogical, and humorless postings by a Progressive sycophant. "
Hey, who are you calling humorless?
Given that you and your ilk are the subject of my humor and not the target audience, your critique means I must be doing a pretty fine job. And given that you wouldn't know logic and literacy if they hit you over the head with a 2x4, I can only take your supposed jab as a compliment.
But I guess I should try to be nicer, given that you live in a bubble of self-involved lunacy filled with desperation and misery. You have my sympathies... NAHHH, just kidding. You're a moron.
On 'Bubble Ordinance' Not Yet Popped