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Posted on March 27 at 4:40 p.m.

I don't know what's a bigger waste of time. Reading that book or speculating on stuffed animals...
Don't get me wrong. If Ty W stories sell advertising, I expect the Independent to shove this crap down the readers throat.
Give them another three or four pages on beanie babies and their mistreated creator!

On Spilling the Beans on Ty Warner’s Toys and Troubles

Posted on March 26 at 7:43 p.m.

I feel so much safer! Will Capps be augmenting this with federal back-up?
Maybe Homeland Security or Air Force or DEA Panga Patrols or Drones or NSA or Patriot Acts....
(Better look out ISIS)

On Santa Barbara Law Enforcement Acting on ISIS Threat

Posted on March 19 at 7:18 p.m.

The city of Santa Barbara will gladly pay a pension and $160,000 a year to have one officer after another file in and out with a wheel chair DUI suspect.
Hand them a valium and a day old baloney sandwich. The following constipation has them occupying the four hundred toilets, flushing their farts so they don't have to smell them!
Better get a couple more gallons of paint Sheriff. it's gonna be a long year!

On Sheriff, Mental Health in the Red

Posted on March 19 at 4:38 p.m.

Can't we just declare them insane and ship them to Ventura?

On Every Dog for Himself

Posted on March 17 at 4:25 a.m.

The public sector should be thanking Mr. Cruz!
His absentmindedness has created such a stir, they'll probably secure another ten million for court room security!
Ah yeah, Another day in paradise....

On District Election Deal Signed, Sealed, and Delivered

Posted on March 17 at 4:17 a.m.

The reason they got such lean sentence FOR MURDER is because the victim was homeless and drunk. GREAT JOB JUDGE! You're a real shining example of law and order in Santa Barbara!

On Sentencing for Granny's Field Death

Posted on March 13 at 1:03 p.m.

If I were Adams, I would have looked at them two and said....

Maybe your right. Maybe living and serving in Santa Barbara county just isn't enough. I see it your way now! Let's vote for an even bigger pay raise next year. Than let's vote for another bigger raise the year after that.

Ahh Hell! Why stop there? Let's vote ourselves the supreme rulers of the world! Nobody can stops us right. We have the Independents on our side!

On Salary Shootout at the County Corral

Posted on March 12 at 4:24 p.m.

Yo say that $600,000 could have bought a lot of services. Which services do you think the city council has in mind?
Mental Health (not)
infrastructure (not)
public sector pay raises (why not)
expanding the cruise ships' "family fun zone" (sure! That's what we've been doing with every other dollar!)

On California Voting Rights Act Should Not Be a Gift to Lawyers

Posted on March 12 at 12:36 p.m.

Definitely a "read my lips" moment for any politicians who've promised us mental health reform.
It seems the only option they wish to consider is send them to the Dept. of Send Them Somewhere Else!
Maybe the voters should think about doing the same to them next time they see the homeless masses....
Of course, there's always insanity!

On Ask Not for Whom the Dog Barks

Posted on March 10 at 3:02 p.m.

Have we screened his blood for marijuana?
I'm just saying... the parents of Santa Barbara's children need to know if it's the devil weed making them do such crazy things!

On Teen Burned in 'Fire Challenge' Is Clinging to Life

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