The Cameras Are Coming
Riffing on comments about the ‘breaking news’ that Ryan Seacrest is coming to town with his camera crews.
“The cameras are coming!
The cameras are coming!”
Seacrest has landed,
The buzz is humming,
Supposedly candid
Cameras are coming.
“Oh god, how pathetic!
This concept smells septic!
This ‘real life TV’
Won’t charm this skeptic!
It cannot be just me
Who finds this pathetic?”
“They want us to watch!
They want us to watch!
And, like it or not,
Train wrecks can’t be botched
And some like them a lot.
To ridicule, they’ll watch.”
“We will all be cartoons
Who are drawn like buffoons!”
Cameras are coming,
To film the baboons,
As the buzz starts humming,
Its entrancing tunes.
