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Joy Is Gone, Mayor Marty Wants a Refund, and More

No Joy: Joy Wells lived up to
her name beautifully during her nearly 34 years at the
News-Press. If you work in an office, there are usually
people you delight in seeing around the place and others you try to
avoid. Joy was a joy, always a smile on her cherubic face, a
wisecrack to match, and beat, yours.

And she was efficient. One of her many jobs was handling payroll
for the newsroom. You don’t want anyone scatterbrained doing that
job. I’d try her out with dumb jokes. ”If I turn in two payroll
cards will I get two paychecks?” I’d ask Joy. She always had a
comeback. During the last few years she was now-departed editor
Jerry Robert’s secretary.

Joy was everyone’s friend. Well, not everyone’s it seems. They
canned her just before Christmas, claiming she wasn’t “supportive”
enough to the new regime. Offered her a job downstairs. On December
30, she turned it down.

“I hereby resign from the News-Press as I can no longer
justify working in an atmosphere that has become rife with
suspicion, distrust, secrecy, fear, and vindictiveness and I
decline the offer to apply for any alternate position.” This raises
the number of newsroom staff who have quit or been fired since July
6 to more than 30.

What’s a Mayor to Do? Santa Barbara Mayor Marty
Blum says she’s going to make one last effort to get her $18
News-Press refund before she takes the paper to small
claims court.

Seems that Marty claims the News-Press still owes her a
refund after she canceled the paper more than three months ago. “I
can’t figure out how to get a refund, and I am usually good at
problem solving,” the mayor told me after I inquired about rumors.
“After five phone calls, three from Joe (her husband) and two from
me, over three months, with assurances from those who answer the
phones, I now have all the paperwork for small claims court.” If
she files it, Marty says, owner Wendy McCaw will be liable for the
mayor’s court costs and service of the papers. “It doesn’t seem
like a good business plan on her part.”

But then, Blum told me a couple of days later, “After much
thought, too much for $18, I am going to write the NP a
letter asking for a refund. I still have the paperwork for a
small-claims court suit, but I will make one more effort first.
Maybe this mayor gets special treatment or maybe others are having
the same problem.”

N-P Hearing: Meanwhile, the National
Labor Relations Board opened a hearing today in Santa Barbara to
hear News-Press management claims that the election in
which newsroom employees voted 33-6 to affiliate with the Teamsters
was unfair and tainted. Owner Wendy McCaw has been fighting the
unionization before and since. The unionizing employees made this
statement:

”We anticipate victory in connection with these baseless
objections which were clearly filed by the company with the sole
intent of delaying SBNP co-publisher and owner Wendy McCaw’s
obligation to sit down at the table and negotiate a fair contract
with her employees which will restore integrity to the
newsroom.

“On September 27, the newsroom employees voted 85 percent in
favor of the union. Since then, McCaw has refused to acknowledge
her federal responsibility to recognize the union and begin
negotiations with the staff. Instead, she has continued her
campaign of intimidation, harassment, and threats, as spotlighted
by the NLRB’s recent issuance of a complaint against the
News-Press charging it with violating federal labor law in
its discharge of senior writer Melinda Burns, its cancellation of
Starshine Roshell’s column, its adoption of a repressive “conflicts
of interest” policy, and its attempt to prevent and exact
punishment for the employees’ concerted effort to deliver a demand
and protest letter to McCaw. The hearing and its anticipated
results will pave the way for the negotiation process to
begin.”

Babies Wanted: Ronnie Mellen of Reel
Talent
needs lots of babies aged 11-36 months and their
mothers too if they wish for a cover photo for a national magazine.
Needs pictures no older than two weeks ago, plus height, weight,
eye color .

E-mail photos and info to reeltalentreelkids@earthlink.net
or bring it all to 1805-B E. Cabrillo Blvd. Phone: 969-2222. Ronnie
also need kids 5-10 years old, and adults 25-50, “all
nationalities,” for a car commercial. Must be Screen Actors Guild
members or eligible.

Tele-Smarties: So the telemarketers are driving
you batty. There’s something you can do to help foil them. First
get on the national Do Not Call list at 888-382-1222. Or at
donotcall.gov. It’s illegal for
most telemarketers to call a number on the list. To file a
complaint with the Federal Trade Commission, go to ftc.org or call toll free 877-382-4357. Now
that I’m on the list I get few callers pestering me, and happily,
no more illegal faxes.

Red Squire? Colleen Makray, a former Santa
Barbaran now living in England, tells me that so much Russian
investment is flooding into London that people are dubbing it
“Londongrad.”

Vigilante Grannie: Julie Lopp, who calls
herself Vigilante Grannie, was heading home from breakfast with
friend Don Bushnell when she spotted graffiti on stop signs and
light poles. stop.bmp “As the Neighborhood Self-Appointed Graffiti
Vigilante, I said, ‘Don, let’s clean them off right away. It will
only take a minute.’ Filled with holiday cheer, it was to be our
gift to the community. We drove home, got the materials I had
stashed from previous missions, and began to scrub, clean, and
spray over the blights that had appeared in the last few months.
Our final task was to clean a yellow diamond reflecting sign” in
the State Street median at Constance Avenue.

“We attacked. With brillo pads, denatured alcohol, and rags
flying, we were happily scrubbing our righteous little hearts out,
with drivers on the busy intersection nodding approval, saying
‘good on you,’ ‘thank you!’ ‘way to go!’ ‘God bless!’

“As we finished, glowing with satisfaction, holding hands, and
approaching our car, an official car pulled up.” (Julie isn’t sure
what government agency.) “We’ve had several calls about two old
people stranded on the boulevard at State and Constance,” the
worker told me. “I was nearby, so we didn’t call the police.”
Realizing what their noble task was, he added, “Keep up the good
work.”

Ticket Tips: The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf
shop on De la Vina sports an unusual tip jar: “Employee
Parking Ticket Fund
.” fakeparkingtickets.jpg There must be a shortage of parking in
the area and no room for the workers in the shop’s teeny lot. One
patron, finding refuge on Christmas Day, told me, “I go to the
movies on New Year’s Day. The only people I see downtown are the
homeless.”

She Walks the Line: If you’re wondering what
the kids learn at UCSB, here’s one example: Elizabeth Gabler
learned to read at 3, majored in English literature at UCSB, and
now is president of Fox2000, turning out such hits as Mrs.
Doubtfire
, Walk the Line, and The Devil Wears
Prada
. Gabler, who is married and has a child, plans to move
to their 15-acre ranch in the Santa Barbara area next year.

Barney can be reached at (805) 962-1156 or
barney@independent.com. He writes a Tuesday online column
for
The Independent, a print column on Thursdays and a
Barney’s Weekend Picks on Fridays.

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