Sticker Stigma

To the Person who attached a presidential campaign sticker to my car’s bumper recently: How dare you? You had no permission to place your political views on my property. It does not matter which candidate you are promoting for President of the United States; nor does it matter for whom I will be voting. You were trespassing. If I ever experience another incident of this kind, I will not hesitate to place the person under citizen’s arrest.