If your New Year’s resolution involved meeting new bachelors/bachelorettes as opposed to, say, watching them get drunk/naked/into fights on TV, the Maritime Museum has your back: Love Under the Sea, a speed-dating event emceed by everyone’s favorite news anchor John Palminteri, will feature snacks, schmoozing, drinks, and a series of five-minute mini-dates. While true love is but a possibility, good times and mustaches are guaranteed. The event costs $20 and goes down Wednesday, January 11, from 6-8 p.m. Participants must be 21 or older. Call 962-8404 to RSVP.