Riffing on what comments had to say about DUI driver Priscilla Susman’s sentence.
A woman drove drunk down the pass,
And became a much, much sadder lass,
When she crashed her car, DUI,
And affected the lives of passers-by…
For causing the end of one life,
And bringing several others much strife,
She only got one year in jail,
Which seems like quite a justice fail,
To all except one lonely voice,
Who drives drunk regularly, by choice,
Believing that practice really does make perfect
And all the drunken good times are worth it.