Puppets and Pinatas

It took the Republican Party a while to figure it out but Trump is their ace candidate for president. With his ego and desire to be president greater than Richard Nixon and his lack of political know-how coupled with zero knowledge of foreign affairs that rivals Ronald Reagan, they have another perfect patsy. The backroom deal was simple: “Make me president and the keys to the country are yours.” If this Pied Piper of ignorance plays his tune down Pennsylvania Avenue after his mesmerized cult of simpletons follows him into the voting booths, the conservative gorilla will gladly assume the strings of the marionette once again and laugh how easy it’s become.


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