Huge kudos to News-Press reporter Rob Kuznia, who
covers the city education beat, for uncovering this gem:


Lompoc: A 69-year old man who stripped naked,
rolled around in the dirt within a sheep compound, and then covered
himself in
olive oil and oats
so nearby horses would “lick him
,” according to a police report, was arrested just after
the witching hour early Wednesday morning by sheriff deputies in
Lompoc. Huntington Beach resident Alfred Thomas Steven told the
deputies who pulled up after seeing his parked car at the La
Purisima Mission around 12:30 a.m. that the endeavor had always
been a fantasy of his.

Thanks News-Press!


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